FAILURE IN LIFE.

Macbeth. If we should fail--

Lady Macbeth. We fail!

But screw your courage to the sticking-place,

And we'll not fail.--Shakspeare.

You see that scrag over in the woods there? Crack! goes

the lightning! The scrag has been hit again! Unfortunate! Now, perhaps

you know somebody who is a scrag in society. When the thunder storms of

life roll and rumble, tell him to look well to himself. He is very

liable to another dose of disaster. Why is this? The reason is plain.

There is some particular attraction for the bolt which hits him. There

is a loadstone of reason in the earth at his roots for this constant

attack of misfortune. However badly off he may be, something still worse

will happen to him. If he have something profitable to do with his

hands, he will get a felon on his finger. If he have walking to do, he

will get a peeled heel. If he have only to sit and attend to a certain

thing, he will get the brain fever. If he be expected at seven in the

morning, his child will suffer an attack of croup at 6:45. The lightning

is darting around him silently all the time, a good deal like the

movements of a snake's tongue. After all, it is a scrag that has been

struck, and everybody laughs and seems to think it a good joke. It is,

indeed, close to the ridiculous to see the number of undoubted

afflictions which will beset

"A REAL OLD FAILURE IN LIFE."

He is a good old fellow. He hates with a mortal hate only one thing, and

that is hard work; that will make him deliriously ill inside of three

days. The boils, and felons, and fevers, and chilblains, and fractures,

and bereavements he has had are enough to fill an encyclopedia. He never

has worked long at any one thing, and he never will. He can relate to

you how the lightning broke off his biggest limb, knocked off his bark,

broke him off half-way up, finally split him clear through the trunk,

and never hit another tree in the whole piece of timber! This will bring

tears to his eyes, for it seems so strange to him. But if you get tears

in your eyes, also, hire him by the day for a while, and look into "the

pulse of the machine," you will soon understand the wonderful workings

of society, and the nicety of that order of things which separates the

wheat from the tare. When the winds of adversity sweep down upon us,

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