Puss and Dog went out journeying one day and they found a thruppence.
So they divided and now the trouble was they didn’ know which thing to
buy with a penny ha’penny. Dog said, “Brar Puss, I goin’ to take fe my
quattie to buy a quattie worth of ‘look’.” Puss say, “I won’ buy
‘look’, I wi’ buy cattle!” So the Puss buy a pair of lizard and let
them go on the run, and they run to breed. That is why you see a cat
always after lizard, and a dog is always looking, looking, looking and
doing nothing.