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"PROMENADE CONCERTS, QUEEN'S HALL.
Sir Henry J. Wood, Conductor.
Mondays--Wagner. ----?----?--?----
Tuesdays--Russian. cymfwypo----
Wednesdays--Symphony. cmfwypemfwvfg
Thursdays--Popular. cmfwypemfwycppwf
Fridays--Beethoven. cmfwypemfwyy
Saturdays--Popular. cmfwypemf----"
_The Star_.
A sporting effort to reproduce the effect of the barrage _obbligato_.
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[Illustration: _Footpad_. "I HEAR A CYCLIST COMING. I'LL UPSET HIS
BIKE, AND THEN--"
BUT IT WAS MR. TUBER-CAINE, THE ALLOTMENT ENTHUSIAST, RETURNING FROM
HIS LABOURS.]
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