Ingersoll's Lecture on Myth and Miracles

Ladies and Gentlemen: What, after all, is the object of life? What is

the highest possible aim? The highest aim is to accomplish the only

good. Happiness is the only good of which man by any possibility can

conceive. The object of life is to increase human joy, and that means

intellectual and physical development. The question, then, is: Shall

we rely upon superstition or upon growth? Is intellectual development

the highway of progress or must we depend on the pit of credulity? Must

we rely on belief or credulity, or upon manly virtues, courageous

investigation, thought, and intellectual development? For thousands of

years men have been talking about religious freedom. I am now

contending for the freedom of religion, not religious freedom--for the

freedom which is the only real religion. Only a few years ago our poor

ancestors tried to account for what they saw. Noticing the running

river, the shining star, or the painted flower, they put a spirit in

the river, a spirit in the star, and another in the flower. Something

makes this river run, something makes this star shine, something paints

the blossom of that flower. They were all spirits. That was the first

religion of mankind--fetichism--and in everything that lived,

everything that produced an effect upon them, they said: "This is a

spirit that lives within." That is called the lowest phase of

religious thought, and yet it is quite the highest phase of religious

thought. One by one these little spirits died. One by one nonentities

took their places, and last of all we have one infinite fetich that

takes the place of all others. Now, what makes the river run? We say

the attraction of gravitation, and we know no more about that than we

do about this fetich. What makes the tree grow? The principle of

life--vital forces. These are simply phrases, simply names of

ignorance. Nobody knows what makes the river run, what makes the trees

grow, why the flowers burst and bloom--nobody knows why the stars

shine, and probably nobody ever will know.

There are two horizons that have never been passed by man--origin and

destiny. All human knowledge is confined to the diameter of that

circle. All religions rest on supposed facts beyond the circumference

of the absolutely known. What next? The next thing that came in the

world--the next man--was the mythmaker. He gave to these little spirits

human passions; he clothed ghosts in flesh; he warmed that flesh with

blood, and in that blood he put desire--motive. And the myths were

born, and were only produced through the fact of the impressions that

nature makes upon the brain of man. They were every one a natural

production, and let me say here, tonight, that what men call

monstrosities are only natural productions. Every religion has grown

just as naturally as the grass; every one, as I said before, and it

cannot be said too often, has been naturally produced. All the

Christs, all the gods and goddesses, all the furies and fairies, all

the mingling of the beastly and human, were all produced by the

impressions of nature upon the brain of man--by the rise of the sun,

the silver dawn, the golden sunset, the birth and death of day, the

change of seasons, the lightning, the storm, the beautiful bow--all

these produced within the brain of man all myths, and they are all

natural productions.

There have been certain myths universal among men. Gardens of Eden

have been absolutely universal--the golden age, which is absolutely the

same thing. And what was the golden age born of? Any old man in Boston

will tell you that fifty years ago all people were honest. Fifty years

ago all people were sociable--there was no stuck-up aristocracy then.

Neighbors were neighbors. Merchants gave full weight. Everything was

full length; everything was a yard wide and all wool. Now everybody

swindles everybody else, and calls it business. Go back fifty years

and you will find an old man who will tell you that there was a time

when all were honest. Go back another fifty years and you will find

another sage who will tell you the same story. Every man looks back to

his youth, to the golden age, and what is true of the individual is

true of the whole human race. It has its infancy, its manhood, and,

finally, will have an old age. The garden of Eden is not back of us.

There are more honest men, good women, and obedient children in the

world today than ever before.

The myth of the Elysian fields--universally born of sunsets. When the

golden clouds in the west turned to amethyst, sapphire, and purple, the

poor savage thought it a vision of another land--a land without care or

grief--a world of perpetual joy. This myth was born of the setting of

the sun. A universal myth, all nations have believed in floods.

Savages found everywhere evidences of the sea having been above the

earth, and saw in the shells souvenirs of the ocean's visit. It had

left its cards on the tops of mountains. The savage knew nothing of

the slow rise and sinking of the crust of the earth. He did not dream

of it. We now know that where the mountains lift their granite

foreheads to the sun, the billows once held sway, and that where the

waves dash into white caps of joy, the mountains will stand once more.

Everywhere the land is, the ocean will be; and where the ocean is the

land will be. The Hindoos believed in the flood myth. Their hero, who

lived almost entirely on water, went to the Ganges to perform his

ablutions, and, taking up a little water in his hand, he saw a small

fish that prayed him to save it from the monster of the river, and it

would save him in turn from his enemies. He did so, and put it into

different receptacles until it grew so large that he let it loose in

the sea; then it was large enough to take care of itself. The fish

told him that there was going to be an immense flood, and told him to

gather all kinds of seed and take two of each kind of animals of use to

man, and he would come along with an ark and take them all in. He told

him to pick out seven saints. And the fish towed the ark along tied to

its horns, and took them in and carried them to the top of a mountain,

where he hitched the ark to a tree. When the waters receded, they came

out and followed them down until they reached the plain. There were

the same number--eight--in this ark as there were with Noah.

I find that the myth of the virgin mother is universal. The virgin

mother is the earth. I find also in countries the idea of a trinity.

In Egypt I find Isis, Osiris, and Horus. This idea prevailed in

Central America among the Aztecs. We find the myth of the judgment

almost universal. I imagine men have seen so much injustice here that

they naturally expect that there must be some day of final judgment

somewhere. Nearly every theist is driven to the necessity of having

another world in which his god may correct the mistakes he has made in

this. We find on the walls of Egyptian temples pictures of the

judgment; the righteous all go on the right hand, and those unworthy on

the left. The myth of the sun god was universal. Agni was the sun god

of the Hindoos. He was called the most generous of all gods, yet he

ate his own father and mother. Baldur was another sun god; he was a

sun myth. Hercules was a sun god, and so was Samson. Jonah, too, was

a sun god, and was swallowed by a fish. So was Hercules, and a

wonderful thing is that they were swallowed in about the same place,

near Joppa. Where did the big fish go? When the sun went down under

the earth, it was thought to be followed by the fish, which was said to

swallow it, and carry it safely through the under world. The sun thus

came to be represented as the body of a woman with the tail of a fish,

and so the mermaid was born. Another strange thing is that all the sun

gods were born near Christmas. The myth of Red Riding Hood, was known

among the Aztecs. The myth of eucharist came from the story of Ceres

and Bacchus. When the cakes made by the product of the field were

eaten, it was the body of Ceres, and when the wine was drank it was the

blood of Bacchus. From this idea the eucharist was born. There is

nothing original in christianity. Holy water! Another myth. The

Hindoos imagined that the water had its source in the throne of God.

The Egyptians thought the Nile sacred. Greece was settled by Egyptian

colonies, and they carried with them the water of the Nile, and when

any one died the water was sprinkled on him. Finally Rome conquered

Greece physically, but Greece conquered Rome intellectually. This is

the myth of holy water, and with it grew up the idea of baptism, and I

presume that that is as old as water and dirt. The cross is another

universal symbol. There was once an ancient people in Italy before the

Romans, before the Etruscans. They faded from the world, and history

does not even know the name of that nation. We find where they buried

the ashes of their dead, and we find chiseled, hundreds of years before

Christ, the cross, a symbol of a hope of another life. We find the

cross in Egypt, in the cylinders from Babylon, and, more than that, we

find them in Central America. On the temples of the Aztecs we find the

cross, and on it a bleeding, dying god. Our cross was built in the

middle ages.

When Adam was very sick he sent Seth, his son, to the garden of Eden.

He told him he would have no trouble in finding it; all he had to do

was to follow the tracks made by his mother and father when they left

it. He wanted a little balsam from the tree of life that he might not

die. Seth found there a cherub, with flaming sword, who would not let

him pass the door. He moved his wings so that he could see in, and he

saw the tree of life, with its roots running down to hell, and among

them Cain, the murderer. The angel gave Seth three seeds, and told him

to put them in his father's mouth when he was buried and to watch the

effect. The result was that these trees grew up--one pine, one cedar,

and on cypress. Solomon cut down one of these trees to put in the

temple, but it grew through the roof and he threw it into the pool of

Bethesda. When the soldiers went for a beam on which to crucify Christ

they took this tree and made a cross of it. Helen, the mother of

Constantine, went to Jerusalem to find this cross. She found the two

crosses, also, that the thieves were crucified on. They could not tell

which was which, so they called a sick woman who touched them, and when

she touched the right one she was immediately made whole.

Such is myth and fable. The history of one religion is substantially

the history of all religions. In embryo man lives all lives. The man

of genius knows within himself the history of the human race; he knows

the history of all religions. The man of imagination, genius, having

seen a leaf and a drop of water, can construct the forests, the rivers,

and the seas. In his presence all the cataracts fall and foam, the

mists rise, and the clouds form and float. To really know one fact is

known its kindred and its neighbors. Shakespeare, looking at a coat of

mail, instantly imagined the society, the conditions that produced it,

and what it, in its turn, produced. He saw the castle, the moat, the

drawbridge, the lady in the tower, and the knightly lover spurring over

the plain. He saw the bold baron and the rude retainer, the trampled

serfs, and all the glory and the grief of feudal life. The man of

imagination has lived the life of all people, of all races. He has

been a citizen of Athens in the days of Pericles; listened to the eager

eloquence of the great orator, and has sat upon the cliff, and with the

tragic poet heard "the multitudinous laughter of the sea." He has seen

Socrates thrust the spear of question through the shield and heart of

falsehood--was present when the great man drank hemlock and met the

night of death tranquil as a star meets morning. He has followed the

peripatetic philosophers, and has been puzzled by the sophists. He has

watched Phidias, as he chiseled shapeless stone to forms of love and

awe. He has lived by the slow Nile, amid the vast and monstrous. He

knows the very thought that wrought the form and features of the

Sphinx. He has heard great Memnon's morning song, has laid him down

with the embalmed dead, and felt within their dust the expectation of

another life, mingled with cold and suffocating doubts--the children

born of long delay. He has walked the ways of mighty Rome, has seen

the great Caesar with his legions in the field, has stood with vast and

motley throngs and watched the triumphs given to victorious men,

followed by uncrowned kings, the captured hosts and all the spoils of

ruthless war. He has heard the shout that shook the Coliseum's roofless

walls when from the reeling gladiator's hand the short sword fell,

while from his bosom gushed the stream of wasted life. He has lived

the life of savage men--has trod the forest's silent depths, and in the

desperate name of life or death has matched his thought against the

instinct of the beast. He has sat beneath the bo tree's contemplative

shade, rapt in Buddha's mighty thought, and he has dreamed all dreams

that light, the alchemist, hath wrought from dust and dew and stored

within the slumbrous poppy's subtle blood. He has knelt with awe and

dread at every prayer; has felt the consolation and the shuddering

fear; has seen all the devils; has mocked and worshiped all the gods;

enjoyed all heavens, and felt the pangs of every hell. He has lived

all lives, and through his blood and brain have crept the shadow and

the chill of every death, and his soul, Mazeppa-like, has been lashed

naked to the wild horse of every fear and love and hate. The

imagination hath a stage within the brain, whereon he sets all scenes

that lie between the morn of laughter and the night of tears, and where

his players body forth the false and true, the joys and griefs, the

careless shadows, and the tragic deeps of human life.

Through with the myth-makers, we now come to the wonder-worker. There

is this difference between the miracle and the myth--a myth is an

idealism of a fact, and a miracle is a counterfeit of a fact. There is

some difference between a myth and a miracle. There is the difference

that there is between fiction and falsehood and poetry and perjury.

Miracles are probably only in the far past or the very remote future.

The present is the property of the natural. You say to a man: "The

dead were raised 4,000 years ago." He says, "Well, that's reasonable."

You say to him, "In 4,000,000 years we shall all be raised." He says,

"That is what I believe." Say to him, "A man was raised from the dead

this morning," and he will say, "What are you giving us?" Miracles

never convince at the time they were said to have been performed.

John the Baptist was the forerunner of Christ. He was cast into

prison. When Christ heard of it He "departed from that country."

Afterward he returned and heard that John had been beheaded, and he

again departed from that country. There is no possible relation

between the miraculous and the moral. The miracles of the middle ages

are the children of superstition. In the middle ages men told

everything but the truth, and believed everything but the facts. The

middle ages--a trinity of ignorance, mendacity and insanity. There is

one thing about humanity. You see the faults of others, but not your

own. A Catholic in India sees a Hindoo bowing before an idol and

thinks it absurd. Why does he not get him a plaster of paris virgin

and some beads and holy water? Why does the protestant shut his eyes

when he prays? The idea is a souvenir of sun worship. It is the most

natural worship in the world. Religious dogmas have become absurd. The

doctrine of eternal torment today has become absurd, low, groveling,

ignorant, barbaric, savage, devilish and no gentleman would preach it.

Science, thou art the great magician! Thou alone performest the true

miracles. Thou alone workest the real wonders. Fire is thy servant,

lightning thy messenger. The waves obey thee, and thou knowest the

circuits of the wind. Thou art the great philanthropist. Thou hast

freed the slave and civilized the master. Thou hast taught man to

chain, not his fellow-man, but the forces of nature--forces that have

no backs to be scarred, no limbs for chains to chill and eat--forces

that never know fatigue, that shed no tears--forces that have no hearts

to break. Thou gavest man the plow, the reaper and the loom--thou hast

fed and clothed the world. Thou art the great physician. Thy touch

hath given sight. Thou hast made the lame to leap, the dumb to speak,

and in the pallid cheek thy hand hath set the rose of health. "Thou

hast given thy beloved sleep"--a sleep that wraps in happy dreams the

throbbing nerves of pain. Thou art the perpetual providence of

man--preserver of life and love. Thou art the teacher of every virtue,

and the enemy of every vice. Thou has discovered the true basis of

morals--the origin and office of conscience--and hast revealed the

nature and measure of obligation. Thou hast taught that love is

justice in its highest form, and that even self-love, guided by wisdom,

embraces with loving arms the human race. Thou hast slain the monsters

of the past. Thou hast discovered the one inspired book. Thou hast

read the records of the rocks, written by wind and wave, by frost and

flame--records that even priestcraft cannot change--and in thy wondrous

scales thou hast weighed the atoms and the stars. Thou art the founder

of the only true religion. Thou art the very Christ, the only savior

of mankind!

Theology has always been in the way of the advance of the human race.

There is this difference between science and theology--science is

modest and merciful, while theology is arrogant and cruel. The hope of

science is the perfection of the human race. The hope of theology is

the salvation of a few and the damnation of almost everybody. As I

told you in the first place, I believe in the religion of freedom. O

liberty! thou art the god of my idolatry. Thou art the only deity that

hates the bended knee. In thy vast and unwalled temple, beneath the

roofless dome, star-gemmed and luminous with suns, thy worshipers stand

erect. They do not bow or cringe or crawl or bend their foreheads to

the earth. Thy dust hast never borne the impress of lips, upon thy

sacred altars mothers do not sacrifice their babes, nor men their

rights. Thou askest naught from man except the things that good men

hate, the whip, the chain, the dungeon key. Thou hast no kings, no

popes, no priests to stand between their fellow-men and thee. Thou

hast no monks, no nuns, who, in the name of duty, murder joy. Thou

carest not for forms nor mumbled prayers. At thy sacred shrine

hypocrisy does not bow, fear does not crouch, virtue does not tremble,

superstition's feeble tapers do not burn, but reason holds aloft her

inextinguishable torch, while on the ever-broadening brow of science

falls the ever coming morning of the ever better day.

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