Ingersoll's Lecture on Heretics and Heresies

"Liberty, a word without which--All other words are vain."

Whoever has an opinion of his own, and honestly expresses it, will be

guilty of heresy. Heresy is what the minority believe; it is a name

given by the powerful to the doctrine of the weak. This word was born

of the hatred, arrogance, and cruelty of those who love their enemies,

and who, when smitten on one cheek, turn the other. This word was born

of intellectual slavery in the feudal ages of thought. It was an

epithet used in the place of argument. From the commencement of the

Christian era, every art has been exhausted, and every conceivable

punishment inflicted to force all people to hold the same religious

opinions. This effort was born of the idea that a certain belief was

necessary to the salvation of the soul. Christ taught, and the church

still teaches, that unbelief is the blackest of crimes. God is

supposed to hate with an infinite and implacable hatred, every heretic

upon the earth, and the heretics who have died are supposed, at this

moment, to be suffering the agonies of the damned. The church

persecutes the living, and her God burns the dead.

It is claimed that God wrote a book called the bible, and it is

generally admitted that this book is somewhat difficult to understand.

As long as the church had all the copies of this book, and the people

were not allowed to read it, there was comparatively little heresy in

the world; but when it was printed and read, people began honestly to

differ as to its meaning. A few were independent and brave enough to

give the world their real thoughts, and for the extermination of these

men the church used all her power. Protestants and Catholics vied with

each other in the work of enslaving the human mind. For ages they were

rivals in the infamous effort to rid the earth of honest people. They

infested every country, every city, town, hamlet, and family. They

appealed to the worst passions of the human heart. They sowed the

seeds of discord and hatred in every land. Brother denounced brother,

wives informed against their husbands, mothers accused their children,

dungeons were crowded with the innocent; the flesh of the good and true

rotted in the clasp of chains, the flames devoured the heroic, and in

the name of the most merciful God, his children were exterminated with

famine, sword and fire. Over the wild waves of battle rose and fell

the banner of Jesus Christ. For sixteen hundred years the robes of the

church were red with innocent blood. The ingenuity of Christians was

exhausted in devising punishment severe enough to be inflicted upon

other Christians who honestly and sincerely differed with them upon any

point whatever.

Give any orthodox church the power, and today they would punish heresy

with whip, and chain, and fire. As long as a church deemed a certain

belief essential to salvation, just so long it will kill and burn if it

has the power. Why should the church pity a man whom her God hates?

Why should she show mercy to a kind and noble heretic whom her God will

burn in eternal fire? Why should a Christian be better than his God?

It is impossible for the imagination to conceive of a greater atrocity

than has been perpetrated by the church. Let it be remembered that all

churches have persecuted heretics to the extent of their power. Every

nerve in the human body capable of pain has been sought out and touched

by the church. Toleration has increased only when and where the power

of the church has diminished. From Augustine until now the spirit of

the Christian has remained the same. There has been the same

intolerance, the same undying hatred of all who think for themselves,

the same determination to crush out of the human brain all knowledge

inconsistent with the ignorant creed.

Every church pretends that it has a revelation from God, and that this

revelation must be given to the people through the church; that the

church acts through its priests, and that ordinary mortals must be

content with a revelation--not from God--but from the church. Had the

people submitted to this preposterous claim, of course there could have

been but one church, and that church never could have advanced. It

might have retrograded, because it is not necessary to think, or

investigate, in order to forget. Without heresy there could have been

no progress.

The highest type of the orthodox christian does not forget. Neither

does he learn. He neither advances nor recedes. He is a living

fossil, imbedded in that rock called faith. He makes no effort to

better his condition, because all his strength is exhausted in keeping

other people from improving theirs. The supreme desire of his heart is

to force all others to adopt his creed, and in order to accomplish this

object, he denounces all kinds of free thinking as a crime, and this

crime he calls heresy. When he had the power, heresy was the most

terrible and formidable of words. It meant confiscation, exile,

imprisonment, torture, and death.

In those days the cross and rack were inseparable companions. Across

the open bible lay the sword and fagot. Not content with burning such

heretics as were alive, they even tried the dead, in order that the

church might rob their wives and children. The property of all

heretics was confiscated, and on this account they charged the dead

with being heretical--indicted, as it were, their dust--to the end that

the church might clutch the bread of orphans. Learned divines

discussed propriety of tearing out the tongues of heretics before they

were burned, and the general opinion was that this ought to be done, so

that the heretics should not be able, by uttering blasphemies, to shock

the christians who were burning them. With a mixture of ferocity and

christianity, the priests insisted that heretics ought to be burned at

a slow fire, giving as a reason, that more time was given them for

repentance.

No wonder that Jesus Christ said, "I came not to bring peace but a

sword!"

Every priest regarded himself as the agent of God. He answered all

questions by authority, and to treat him with disrespect was an insult

offered to God. No one was asked to think, but all were commanded to

obey.

In 1208 the inquisition was established. Seven years afterward; the

fourth council of the Lateran enjoined all kings and rulers to swear an

oath that they would exterminate heretics from their dominions. The

sword of the church was unsheathed, and the world was at the mercy of

ignorant and infuriated priests, whose eyes feasted upon the agonies

they inflicted. Acting as they believed, or pretended to believe under

the command of God, stimulated by the hope of infinite reward in

another world--hating heretics with every drop of their bastille

blood--savage beyond description--merciless beyond conception--these

infamous priests in a kind of frenzied joy, leaped upon the helpless

victims of their rage. They crushed their bones in iron boots, tore

their quivering flesh with iron hooks and pinchers, cut off their lips

and eyelids, pulled out their nails, and into the bleeding quick thrust

needles, tore out their tongues, extinguished their eyes, stretched

them upon racks, flayed them alive, crucified them with their head

downward, exposed them to wild beasts, burned them at the stake, mocked

their cries and groans, ravished their wives, robbed their children,

and then prayed God to finish the holy work in hell.

Millions upon millions were sacrificed upon the altars of bigotry. The

Catholic burned the Lutheran, the Lutheran burned the Catholic; the

Episcopalian tortured the Presbyterian, the Presbyterian tortured the

Episcopalian. Every denomination killed all it could of every other;

and each Christian felt it duty bound to exterminate every other

Christian who denied the smallest fraction of his creed.

In the reign of Henry the VIII., that pious and moral founder of the

Apostolic Episcopal church, there was passed by the Parliament of

England an act entitled, "An act for abolishing of diversity of

opinion." And in this act was set forth what a good Christian was

obliged to believe.

First, that in the sacrament was the real body and blood of Jesus

Christ.

Second, that the body and blood of Jesus Christ was in the bread, and

the blood and body of Jesus Christ was in the wine.

Third, that priests should not marry.

Fourth, that vows of chastity were of perpetual obligation.

Fifth, that private masses ought to be continued.

And sixth, that auricular confession to a priest must be maintained.

This creed was made by law, in order that all men might know just what

to believe by simply reading the statute. The church hated to see the

people wearing out their brains in thinking upon these subjects. It

was thought far better that a creed should be made by Parliament, so

that whatever might be lacking in evidence might be made up in force.

The punishment for denying the first article was death by fire. For

the denial of any other article, imprisonment, and for the second

offense--death.

Your attention is called to these six articles, established during the

reign of Henry VIII, and by the Church of England, simply because not

one of these articles is believed by that church today. If the law

then made by the church could be enforced now, every Episcopalian would

be burned at the stake.

Similar laws were passed in most Christian countries, as all orthodox

churches firmly believed that mankind could be legislated into heaven.

According to the creed of every church, slavery leads to heaven,

liberty leads to hell. It was claimed that God had founded the church,

and that to deny the authority of the church was to be a traitor to

God, and consequently an ally of the devil. To torture and destroy one

of the soldiers of Satan was a duty no good Christian cared to neglect.

Nothing can be sweeter than to earn the gratitude of God by killing

your own enemies. Such a mingling of profit and revenge, of heaven for

yourself and damnation for those you dislike, is a temptation that your

ordinary Christian never resists.

According to the theologians, God, the father of us all wrote a letter

to His children. The children have always differed somewhat as to the

meaning of this letter. In consequence of these honest differences,

these brothers began to cut out each other's hearts. In every land,

where this letter from God has been read, the children to whom and for

whom it was written have been filled with hatred and malice. They have

imprisoned and murdered each other, and the wives and children of each

other. In the name of God every possible crime has been committed,

every conceivable outrage has been perpetrated. Brave men, tender and

loving women, beautiful girls, prattling babes have been exterminated

in the name of Jesus Christ. For more than fifty generations the

church has carried the black flag. Her vengeance has been measured

only by her power. During all these years of infamy no heretic has

ever been forgiven. With the heart of a fiend she has hated; with the

clutch of avarice she has grasped; with the jaws of a dragon she has

devoured, pitiless as famine, merciless as fire, with the conscience of

a serpent. Such is the history of the church of God.

I do not say, and I do not believe, that Christians are as bad as their

creeds. In spite of church and dogma, there have been millions and

millions of men and women true to the loftiest and most generous

promptings of the human heart. They have been true to their

convictions, and with a self-denial and fortitude excelled by none,

have labored and suffered for the salvation of men. Imbued with the

spirit of self-sacrifice, believing that by personal effort they could

rescue at least a few souls from the infinite shadow of hell, they have

cheerfully endured every hardship and scorned danger and death. And

yet, notwithstanding all this, they believed that honest error was a

crime. They knew that the bible so declared, and they believed that

all unbelievers would be eternally lost. They believed that religion

was of God, and all heresy of the devil. They killed heretics in

defense of their own souls and the souls of their children. They

killed them, because, according to their idea, they were the enemies of

God, and because the bible teaches that the blood of the unbeliever is

a most acceptable sacrifice to heaven.

Nature never prompted a loving mother to throw her child into the

Ganges. Nature never prompted men to exterminate each other for a

difference of opinion concerning the baptism of infants. These crimes

have been produced by religions filled with all that is illogical,

cruel and hideous. These religions were produced for the most part by

ignorance, tyranny, and hypocrisy. Under the impression that the

infinite ruler and creator of the universe had commanded the

destruction of heretics and infidels, the church perpetrated all these

crimes.

Men and women have been burned for thinking that there was but one God;

that there was none; that the Holy Ghost is younger than God; that God

was somewhat older than his Son; for insisting that good works will

save a man, without faith; that faith will do without good works; for

declaring that a sweet babe will not be barred eternally, because its

parents failed to have its head wet by a priest; for speaking of God as

though He had a nose; for denying that Christ was His own father; for

contending that three persons, rightly added together, make more than

one; for believing in purgatory; for denying the reality of hell; for

pretending that priests can forgive sins; for preaching that God is an

essence; for denying that witches rode through the air on sticks; for

doubting the total depravity of the human heart; for laughing at

irresistible grace, predestination, and particular redemption; for

denying that good bread could be made of the body of a dead man; for

pretending that the Pope was not managing this world for God, and in

place of God, for disputing the efficacy of a vicarious atonement; for

thinking that the Virgin Mary was born like other people; for thinking

that a man's rib was hardly sufficient to make a good sized woman; for

denying that God used His finger for a pen; for asserting that prayers

are not answered, that diseases are not set to punish unbelief; for

denying the authority of the bible; for having a bible in their

possession; for attending mass, and for refusing to attend, for wearing

a surplice; for carrying a cross, and for refusing; for being a

Catholic, and for being a Protestant, for being an Episcopalian, a

Presbyterian, a Baptist, and for being a Quaker. In short, every

virtue has been a crime, and every crime a virtue. The church has

burned honesty and rewarded hypocrisy, and all this she did because it

was commanded by a book--a book that men had been taught implicitly to

believe, long before they knew one word that was in it. They had been

taught that to doubt the truth of this book, to examine it, even, was a

crime of such enormity that it could not be forgiven, either in this

world or in the next.

The bible was the real persecutor. The bible burned heretics, built

dungeons, founded the Inquisition, and trampled upon all the liberties

of men.

How long, O how long will mankind worship a book? How long will they

grovel in the dust before the ignorant legends of the barbaric past?

How long, O how long will they pursue phantoms in a darkness deeper

than death?

Unfortunately for the world, about the beginning of the sixteenth

century a man by the name of Gerard Chauvin was married to Jeanne

Lefranc, and still more unfortunately for the world, the fruit of this

marriage was a son, called John Chauvin, who afterward became famous as

John Calvin, the founder of the Presbyterian church.

This man forged five fetters for the brain. These fetters he called

points. That is to say, predestination, particular redemption, total

depravity, irresistible grace, and the perseverance of the saints.

About the neck of each follower he put a collar, bristling with these

five iron points. The presence of all these points on the collar is

still the test of orthodoxy in the church he founded. This man, when

in the flush of youth, was elected to the office of preacher in Geneva.

He at once, in union with Farel, drew up a condensed statement of the

Presbyterian doctrine, and all the citizens of Geneva, on pain of

banishment, were compelled to take an oath that they, believed this

statement. Of this proceeding Calvin very innocently remarked, that it

produced great satisfaction. A man by the name of Caroli had the

audacity to dispute with Calvin. For this outrage he was banished.

To show you what great subjects occupied the attention of Calvin, it is

only necessary to state, that he furiously discussed the question, as

to whether the sacramental bread should be leavened or unleavened. He

drew up laws regulating the cut of the citizens' clothes, and

prescribed their diet, and all whose garments were not in the Calvin

fashion were refused the sacrament. At last, the people becoming tired

of this petty, theological tyranny, banished Calvin. In a few years,

however, he was recalled and received with great enthusiasm. After

this, he was supreme, and the will of Calvin became the law of Geneva.

Under the benign administration of Calvin, James Gruet was beheaded

because he had written some profane verses. The slightest word against

Calvin or his absurd doctrine was punished as a crime.

In 1553, a man was tried at Vienne by the Catholic church for heresy.

He was convicted and sentenced to death by burning. It was his good

fortune to escape. Pursued by the sleuth hounds of intolerance he fled

to Geneva for protection. A dove flying from hawks, sought safety in

the nest of a vulture. This fugitive from the cruelty of Rome asked

shelter from John Calvin, who had written a book in favor of religious

toleration. Servetus had forgotten that this book was written by

Calvin when in the minority; that it was written in weakness to be

forgotten in power; that it was produced by fear instead of principle.

He did not know that Calvin had caused his arrest at Vienne, in France,

and had sent a copy of his work, which was claimed to be blasphemous to

the archbishop. He did not then know that the Protestant, Calvin, was

acting as one of the detectives of the Catholic church, and had been

instrumental in procuring his conviction for heresy. Ignorant of all

this unspeakable infamy, he put himself in the power of this very

Calvin. The maker of the Presbyterian creed caused the fugitive

Servetus to be arrested for blasphemy. He was tried; Calvin was his

accuser. He was convicted and condemned to death by fire. On the

morning of the fatal day, Calvin saw him; and Servetus, the victim,

asked forgiveness of Calvin, the murderer, for anything he might have

said that had wounded his feelings. Servetus was bound to the stake,

the fagots were lighted. The wind carried the flames somewhat away

from his body, so that he slowly roasted for hours. Vainly he implored

a speedy death. At last the flame climbed around his form; through

smoke and fire his murderers saw a white, heroic face. And there they

watched until a man became a charred and shriveled mass.

Liberty was banished from Geneva, and nothing but Presbyterianism was

left; honor, justice, mercy, reason and charity were all exiled; but

the five points of predestination, particular redemption, irresistible

grace, total depravity, and the certain perseverance of the saints

remained instead.

Calvin founded a little theocracy in Geneva, modeled after the old

testament, and succeeded in erecting the most detestable government

that ever existed, except the one from which it was copied.

Against all this intolerance, one man, a minister, raised his voice.

The name of this man should never be forgotten. It was Castellio.

This brave man had the goodness and the courage to declare the

innocence of honest error. He was the first of the so-called reformers

to take this noble ground. I wish I had the genius to pay a fitting

tribute to his memory. Perhaps it would be impossible to pay him a

grander compliment than to say, Castellio was in all things the

opposite of Calvin. To plead for the right of individual judgment was

considered as a crime, and Castellio was driven from Geneva by John

Calvin. By him he was denounced as a child of the devil, as a dog of

Satan, as a beast from hell, and as one who, by this horrid blasphemy

of the innocence of honest error, crucified Christ afresh, and by him

he was pursued until rescued by the hand of death.

Upon the name of Castellio, Calvin heaved every epithet, until his

malice was satisfied and his imagination exhausted. It is impossible

to conceive how human nature can become so frightfully perverted as to

pursue a fellow-man with the malignity of a fiend, simply because he is

good, just and generous.

Calvin was of a pallid, bloodless complexion, thin, sickly, irritable,

gloomy, impatient, egotistic, tyrannical, heartless and infamous. He

was a strange compound of revengeful morality, malicious forgiveness,

ferocious charity, egotistic humility, and a kind of hellish justice.

In other words, he was as near like the God of the old testament as his

Health permitted.

The best thing, however, about the Presbyterians of Geneva was, that

they denied the power of the Pope, and the best thing about the Pope

was, that he was not a Presbyterian.

The doctrines of Calvin spread rapidly, and were eagerly accepted by

multitudes on the continent. But Scotland, in a few years, became the

real fortress of Presbyterianism. The Scotch rivaled the adherents of

Calvin, and succeeded in establishing the same kind of theocracy that

flourished in Geneva. The clergy took possession and control of

everybody and everything. It is impossible to exaggerate the slavery,

the mental degradation, the abject superstition of the people of

Scotland during the reign of Presbyterianism. Heretics were hunted and

devoured as though they had been wild beasts. The gloomy insanity of

Presbyterianism took possession of a great majority of the people.

They regarded their ministers as the Jews did Moses and Aaron. They

believed that they were the especial agents of God, and that whatsoever

they bound in Scotland would be bound in heaven. There was not one

particle of intellectual freedom. No one was allowed to differ from

the church, or to even contradict a priest. Had Presbyterianism

maintained its ascendancy, Scotland would have been peopled by savages

today. The revengeful spirit of Calvin took possession of the Puritans

and caused them to redden the soil of the new world with the brave

blood of honest men. Clinging to the five points of Calvin, they, too,

established governments in accordance with the teachings of the old

testament. They, too, attached the penalty of death to the expression

of honest thought. They, too, believed their church supreme, and

exerted all their power to curse this continent with a spiritual

despotism as infamous as it was absurd. They believed with Luther that

universal toleration is universal error, and universal error is

universal hell. Toleration was denounced as a crime. Fortunately for

us, civilization has had a softening effect upon the Presbyterian

church. To the ennobling influence of the arts and science the savage

spirit of Calvinism has, in some slight degree, succumbed. True, the

old creed remains substantially as it was written, but by a kind of

tacit understanding it has come to be regarded as a relic of the past.

The cry of "heresy" has been growing fainter and fainter, and, as a

consequence, the ministers of that denomination have ventured now and

then to express doubts as to the damnation of infants, and the doctrine

of total depravity. The fact is, the old ideas became a little

monotonous to the people. The fall of man, the scheme of redemption

and irresistible grace, began to have a familiar sound. The preachers

told the old stories while the congregation slept. Some of the

ministers became tired of these stories themselves. The five points

grew dull, and they felt that nothing short of irresistible grace could

bear this endless repetition. The outside world was full of progress,

and in every direction men advanced, while the church, anchored to a

creed, idly rotted at the shore. Other denominations, imbued some

little with the spirit of investigation, were springing up on every

side, while the old Presbyterian ark rested on the Ararat of the past,

filled with the theological monsters of another age.

Lured by the splendors of the outer world, tempted by the achievements

of science, longing to feel the throw and beat of the mighty march of

the human race, a few of the ministers of this conservative

denomination were compelled by irresistible sense, to say a few words

in harmony with the splendid ideas of today.

These utterances have upon several occasions so nearly awakened some of

the members, that, rubbing their eyes, they have feebly inquired

whether these grand ideas were not somewhat heretical? These ministers

found that just in proportion as their orthodoxy decreased, their

congregations increased. Those who dealt in the pure unadulterated

article, found themselves demonstrating the five points to a less

number of hearers than they had points. Stung to madness by this bitter

truth, this galling contrast, this harassing fact, the really orthodox

have raised the cry of heresy, and expect with this cry to seal the

lips of honest men. One of these ministers, and one who has been

enjoying the luxury of a little honest thought, and the real rapture of

expressing it, has already been indicted, and is about to be tried by

the Presbytery of Illinois.

He has been charged:

First. With speaking in an ambiguous language in relation to that dear

old doctrine of the fall of man. With having neglected to preach that

most comforting and consoling truth, the eternal damnation of the soul.

Surely, that man must be a monster who could wish to blot this blessed

doctrine out and rob earth's wretched children of this blissful hope!

Who can estimate the misery that has been caused by this most infamous

doctrine of eternal punishment? Think of the lives it has blighted--of

the tears it has caused--of the agony it has produced. Think of the

millions who have been driven to insanity by this most terrible of

dogmas. This doctrine renders God the basest and most cruel being in

the universe. Compared with him, the most frightful deities of the

most barbarous and degraded tribes are miracles of goodness and mercy.

There is nothing more degrading than to worship such a God. Lower than

this the soul can never sink. If the doctrine of eternal damnation is

true, let me have my portion in hell, rather than in heaven with a God

infamous enough to inflict eternal misery upon any of the sons of men.

Second. With having spoken a few kind words of Robert Collyer and John

Stuart Mill.

I have the honor of a slight acquaintance with Robert Collyer. I have

read with pleasure some of his exquisite productions. He has a brain

full of the dawn, the head of a philosopher, the imagination of a poet,

and the sincere heart of a child.

Is a minister to be silenced because he speaks fairly of a noble and

candid adversary? Is it a crime to compliment a lover of justice, an

advocate of liberty; one who devoted his life to the elevation of man,

the discovery of truth, and the promulgation of what he believed to be

right?

Can that tongue be palsied by a presbytery that praises a self-denying

and heroic life? Is it a sin to speak a charitable word over the grave

of John Stuart Mill? Is it heretical to pay a just and graceful

tribute to departed worth? Must the true Presbyterian violate the

sanctity of the tomb, dig open the grave, and ask his God to curse the

silent dust? Is Presbyterianism so narrow that it conceives of no

excellence, of no purity of intention, of no spiritual and moral

grandeur outside of its barbaric creed? Does it still retain within

its stony heart all the malice of its founder? Is it still warming its

fleshless hands at the flames that consumed Servetus? Does it still

glory in the damnation of infants, and does it still persist in

emptying the cradle in order that perdition may be filled? Is it still

starving the soul and famishing the heart? Is it still trembling and

shivering, crouching and crawling, before its ignorant confession of

faith? Had such men as Robert Collyer and John Stuart Mill been

present at the burning of Servetus, they would have extinguished the

flames with their tears. Had the Presbytery of Chicago been there,

they would have quietly turned their backs, solemnly divided their

coat-tails and warmed themselves.

Third. With having spoken disparagingly of the doctrine of

predestination.

If there is any dogma that ought to be protected by law, predestination

is that doctrine. Surely it is a cheerful, joyous thing to one who is

laboring, struggling and suffering in this weary world, to think that

before he existed, before the earth was, before a star had glittered in

the heavens, before a ray of light had left the quiver of the sun, his

destiny had been irrevocably fixed, and that for an eternity before his

birth he had been doomed to bear eternal pain!

Fourth. With having failed to preach the efficacy of vicarious

sacrifice.

Suppose a man had been convicted of murder, and was about to be

hanged--the Governor acting as the executioner. And suppose just as

the doomed man was to suffer death, some one in the crowd should step

forward and say, "I am willing to die in the place of that murderer.

He has a family, and I have none." And suppose further that the

Governor should reply, "Come forward, young man, your offer is

accepted. A murder has been committed, and somebody must be hung, and

your death will satisfy the law just as well as the death of the

murderer." What would you then think of the doctrine of vicarious

sacrifice?"

This doctrine is the consummation of two outrages--forgiving one crime

and committing another.

Fifth. With having inculcated a phase of the doctrine commonly known

as "Evolution" or "Development." The church believes and teaches the

exact opposite of this doctrine. According to the philosophy of

theology, man has continued to degenerate for six thousand years. To

teach that there is that in Nature which impels to higher forms and

grander ends, is heresy of course. The Deity will damn Spencer and his

"Evolution," Darwin and his "Origin of Species," Bastin and his

"Spontaneous Generation," Huxley and his "Protoplasm," Tyndall and his

"Prayer Guage," and will save those, and those only who declare that

the universe has been cursed from the smallest atom to the grandest

star; that everything tends to evil, and to that only; and that the

only perfect thing in Nature is the Presbyterian confession of faith.

Sixth. With having intimated that the reception of Socrates and

Penelope at heaven's gate was, to say the least, a trifle more cordial

than that of Catherine II.

Penelope waiting patiently and trustfully for her lord's return,

delaying her suitors, while sadly weaving and un-weaving the shroud of

Laertes, is the most perfect type of wife and woman produced by the

civilization of Greece.

Socrates, whose life was above reproach, and whose death was beyond all

praise, stands today, in the estimation of every thoughtful man, at

least the peer of Christ.

Catharine II assassinated her husband. Stepping upon his corpse, she

mounted the throne. She was the murderess of Prince Ivan, the

grand-nephew of Peter the Great, who was imprisoned for eighteen years,

and who, during all that time, saw the sky but once. Taken all in all,

Catharine was probably one of the most intellectual beasts that ever

wore a crown.

Catharine, however, was the head of the Greek Church, Socrates was a

heretic, and Penelope lived and died without having once heard of

"particular redemption," or "irresistible grace."

Seventh. With repudiating the idea of a "call" to ministry, and

pretending that men were "called," to preach as they were to the other

avocations of life.

If this doctrine is true, God, to say the least of it, is an

exceedingly poor judge of human nature. It is more than a century

since a man of true genius has been found in an orthodox pulpit. Every

minister is heretical just to the extent that his intellect is above

the average. The Lord seems to be satisfied with mediocrity; but the

people are not.

An old deacon, wishing to get rid of an unpopular preacher, advised him

to give up the ministry, and turn his attention to something else. The

preacher replied that he could not conscientiously desert the pulpit,

as he had a "call" to the ministry. To which the deacon replied, "That

may be so, but it's mighty unfortunate for you that when God called you

to preach, He forgot to call anybody to hear you."

There is nothing more stupidly egotistic than the claim of the clergy

that they are, in some divine sense, set apart to the service of the

Lord; that they have been chosen and sanctified; that there is an

infinite difference between them and persons employed in secular

affairs. They teach us that all other professions must take care of

themselves; that God allows anybody to be a doctor, a lawyer,

statesman, soldier, or artist; that the Motts and Coopers--the

Mansfields and Marshalls--the Wilberforces and Sumners--the Angelos and

Raphaels--were never honored by a "call." These chose their

professions and won their laurels without the assistance of the Lord.

All these men were left free to follow their own inclinations while God

was busily engaged selecting and "calling" priests, rectors, elders,

ministers and exhorters.

Eighth. With having doubted that God was the author of the 109th Psalm.

The portion of that Psalm which carries with it the clearest and most

satisfactory evidences of inspiration, and which has afforded almost

unspeakable consolation to the Presbyterian church, is as follows:

"Set thou a wicked man over him; and let Satan stand at his right hand.

"When he shall be judged, let him be condemned; and let his prayer

become sin.

"Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

"Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

"Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg; let them seek

their bread also out of their desolate places.

"Let the extortioner catch all that he hated; and let the strangers

spoil his labor.

"Let there be none to extend mercy unto him; neither let there be none

to favor his fatherless children.

"Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let

their name be blotted out.

"But do thou for me, O God the Lord, for Thy name's sake; because Thy

mercy is good, deliver thou me.... I will greatly praise the Lord with

my mouth."

Think of a God wicked and malicious enough to inspire this prayer.

Think of one infamous enough to answer it. Had this inspired Psalm

been found in some temple erected for the worship of snakes, or in the

possession of some cannibal king, written with blood upon the dried

skins of babes, there would have been a perfect harmony between its

surroundings and its sentiments.

No wonder that the author of this inspired Psalm coldly received

Socrates and Penelope, and reserved his sweetest smiles for Catharine

the Second!

Ninth. With having said that the battles in which the Israelites

engaged with the approval and command of Jehovah surpassed in cruelty

those of Julius Caesar.

Was it Julius Caesar who said, "And the Lord our God delivered him

before us; and we smote him, and his sons, and all his people. And we

took all his cities, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women and

the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain?"

Did Julius Caesar send the following report to the Roman Senate? "And

we took all his cities at that time, there was not a city which we took

not from them, three-score city, all the region of Argob, the kingdom

of Og, in Bashan. All these cities were fenced with high walls, gates

and bars; besides unwalled towns a great many. And we utterly

destroyed them, as we did unto Sihon, king of Heshbon, utterly

destroying the men, women, and children of every city."

Did Caesar take the city of Jericho "and utterly destroy all that was

in the city, both man and woman, young and old?" Did he smite "all the

country of the hills, and of the south, and of the vale, and of the

springs, and all their kings, and leave none remaining that breathed,

as the Lord God had commanded?"

Search the records of the whole world, find out the history of every

barbarous tribe, and you can find no crime that touched a lower depth

of infamy than those the bible's God commanded and approved. For such

a God I have no words to express my loathing and contempt, and all the

words in all the languages of man would scarcely be sufficient. Away

with such a God! Give me Jupiter rather, with Io and Europa, or even

Siva with his skulls and snakes, or give me none.

Tenth. With having repudiated the doctrines of total depravity.

What a precious doctrine is that of the total depravity of the human

heart! How sweet it is to believe that the lives of all the good and

great were continual sins and perpetual crimes; that the love a mother

bears her child is, in the sight of God, a sin; that the gratitude of

the natural heart is simple meanness; that the tears of pity are

impure; that for the unconverted to live and labor for others is an

offense to heaven; that the noblest aspirations of the soul are low and

groveling in the sight of God; that man should fall upon his knees and

ask forgiveness, simply for loving his wife and child, and that even

the act of asking forgiveness is in fact a crime.

Surely it is a kind of bliss to feel that every woman and child in the

wide world, with the exception of those who believe the five points, or

some other equally cruel creed, and such children as have been

baptized, ought at this very moment to be dashed down to the lowest

glowing gulf of the hell!

Take from the Christian the history of his own church; leave that

entirely out of the question, and he has no argument left with which to

substantiate the total depravity of man.

A minister once asked an old lady, a member of his church, what she

thought of the doctrine of total depravity, and the dear old soul

replied that she thought it a mighty good doctrine if the Lord would

only give the people grace enough to live up to it?

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