DOGS' HAPPINESS

It was between six and seven o'clock on a fine September morning when

the eighteen-months-old pointer, Jack, a brown, long-eared, frisky

animal, started out with the cook, Annushka, to market. He knew the way

perfectly well, and so ran confidently on in front of her, sniffing

at the curbstones as he went and stopping at the crossings to see if

Annushka were following. Finding affirmation in her face, and the

direction in which she was going, he would turn again with a decisive

movement and rush on in a lively gallop.

On one occasion, however, when he turned round near a familiar

sausage-shop, Jack could not see Annushka. He dashed back so hastily

that his left ear was turned inside out as he went. But Annushka was

not to be seen at the cross-roads. So Jack resolved to find his way by

scent. He stopped, cautiously raised his wet sensitive nose, and tried

in all directions to recognise the familiar scent of Annushka's dress,

the smell of the dirty kitchen-table and mottled soap. But just at that

moment a lady came hurriedly past him, and brushing up against his side

with her rustling skirt she left behind a strong wave of disgusting

Oriental perfume. Jack moved his head from side to side in vexation.

The trail of Annushka was entirely lost.

But he was not upset by this. He knew the town well and could

always find his way home easily--all he had to do was to go to the

sausage-shop, then to the greengrocer's, then turn to the left and

go past a grey house from the basement of which there was always

wafted a smell of burning fat, and he would be in his own street.

Jack did not hurry. The morning was fresh and clear, and in the pure,

softly transparent and rather moist air, all the various odours of

the town had an unusual refinement and distinctness. Running past the

post-office, with his tail stuck out as stiff as a rod and his nostrils

all trembling with excitement, Jack could have sworn that only a moment

before a large, mouse-coloured, oldish dog had stopped there, a dog who

was usually fed on oatmeal porridge.

And after running along about two hundred paces, he actually saw this

dog, a cowardly, sober-looking brute. His ears had been cropped, and a

broad, worn, strap was dangling from his neck.

The dog noticed Jack, and stopped, half turning back on his steps.

Jack curled his tail in the air provokingly and began to walk slowly

round the other, with an air of looking somewhere to one side. The

mouse-coloured dog also raised his tail and showed a broad row of

white teeth. Then they both growled, turning their heads away from one

another as they did so, and trying, as it were, to swallow something

which stuck in their throats.

"If he says anything insulting to my honour, or the honour of any

well-bred pointer, I shall fasten my teeth in his side, near his left

hind-leg," thought Jack to himself. "Of course, he is stronger than

I am, but he is stupid and clumsy. Look how he stands there, like a

dummy, and has no idea that all his left flank is open to attack."

And suddenly ... something inexplicable and almost supernatural

happened. The other dog unexpectedly threw himself on his back and was

dragged by some unseen force from the pathway into the road. Directly

afterwards this same unseen power grasped Jack by the throat ... he

stood firm on his fore-legs and shook his head furiously. But the

invisible "something" was pulled so tight round his neck that the brown

pointer became unconscious.[1]

[1] Some municipalities in Russia provide a man and a cart to take off

stray dogs. Jack had been suddenly netted by the dog-man.

He came to his senses again in a stuffy iron cage, which was

jolting and shaking as it was drawn along the cobbled roadway, on a

badly-jointed vehicle trembling in all its parts. From its acrid doggy

odour Jack guessed at once that this cart must have been used for years

to convey dogs of all breeds and all ages. On the box in front sat two

men, whose out-ward appearance was not at all calculated to inspire

confidence.

There was already a sufficiently large company in the cart. First of

all, Jack noticed the mouse-coloured dog whom he had just met and

quarrelled with in the street. He was standing with his head stuck

out between two of the iron bars, and he whined pitifully as his body

was jolted backwards and forwards by the movement of the cart. In the

middle of the cage lay an old white poodle, his wise-looking head

lying between his gouty paws. His coat was cut to make him look like

a lion, with tufts left on his knees and at the end of his tail.

The poodle had apparently resigned himself to his situation with a

stoic philosophy, and if he had not sighed occasionally and wrinkled

his brows, it might have been thought that he slept. By his side,

trembling from agitation and the cold of the early morning, sat a fine

well-kept greyhound, with long thin legs and sharp-pointed head. She

yawned nervously from time to time, rolling up her rosy little tongue

into a tube, accompanying the yawn with a long-drawn-out, high-pitched

whine.... Near the back of the cage, pressed close up to the bars, was

a black dachshund, with smooth skin dappled with yellow on the breast

and above the eyes. She could not get over her astonishment at her

position, and she looked a strangely comical figure with her flopping

paws and crocodile body, and the serious expression of her head with

its ears reaching almost to the ground.

Besides this more or less distinguished society, there were in the cage

two unmistakable yard dogs. One of them was that sort of dog which

is generally called Bouton, and is always noted for its meanness of

disposition. She was a shaggy, reddish-coloured animal with a shaggy

tail, curled up like the figure 9. She had been the first of the dogs

to be captured, and she had apparently become so accustomed to her

position that she had for some time past made many efforts to begin an

interesting conversation with someone. The last dog of all was out of

sight, he had been driven into the darkest corner, and lay there curled

up in a heap. He had only moved once all the time, and that had been

to growl at Jack when he had found himself near him. Everyone in the

company felt a strong antipathy against him. In the first place, he was

smeared all over with a violet colour, the work of certain journeyman

whitewashers; secondly, his hair was rough and bristly and uncombed;

thirdly, he was evidently mangy, hungry, strong and daring--this had

been quite evident in the resolute push of his lean body with which he

had greeted the arrival of the unconscious Jack.

There was silence for a quarter of an hour. At last Jack, whose healthy

sense of humour never forsook him under any circumstances, remarked in

a jaunty tone:

"The adventure begins to be interesting. I am curious to know where

these gentlemen will make their first stopping place."

The old poodle did not like the frivolous tone of the brown pointer. He

turned his head slowly in Jack's direction, and said sharply, with a

cold sarcasm:

"I can satisfy your curiosity, young man. These gentlemen will make

their first stopping place at the slaughter-house."

"Where? Pardon me, please, I didn't catch the word," muttered Jack,

sitting down involuntarily, for his legs had suddenly begun to tremble.

"You were pleased to say--at the s-s ..."

"Yes, at the slaughter-house," repeated the poodle coldly, turning his

head away.

"Pardon me, but I don't quite understand.... Slaughter-house? ... What

kind of an institution is that? Won't you be so good as to explain?"

The poodle was silent. But as the greyhound and the terrier both joined

their petition to Jack's, the old poodle, who did not wish to appear

impolite in the presence of ladies, felt obliged to enter into certain

details.

"Well, you see _mesdames,_ it is a sort of large courtyard surrounded

by a high fence with sharp points, where they shut in all dogs found

wandering in the streets. I've had the unhappiness to be taken there

three times already."

"I've never seen you!" was heard in a hoarse voice from the dark

corner. "And this is the seventh time I've been there."

There was no doubt that the voice from the dark corner belonged to

the violet-coloured dog. The company was shocked at the interruption

of their conversation by this rude person, and so pretended not to

hear the remark. But Bouton, with the cringing eagerness of an upstart

in society, cried out: "Please don't interfere in other people's

conversation unless you're asked," and then turned at once to the

important-looking mouse-coloured dog for approbation.

"I've been there three times," the poodle went on, "but my master has

always come and fetched me away again. I play in a circus, and you

understand that I am of some value. Well, in this unpleasant place they

have a collection of two or three hundred dogs...."

"But, tell me ... is there good society there?" asked the greyhound

affectedly.

"Sometimes. They feed us very badly and give us little to eat.

Occasionally one of the dogs disappears, and then they give us a dinner

of ..."

In order to heighten the effect of his words, the poodle made a slight

pause, looked round on his audience, and then added with studied

indifference:

--"Of dog's flesh."

At these words the company was filled with terror and indignation.

"Devil take it ... what low-down scoundrelism!" exclaimed Jack.

"I shall faint ... I feel so ill," murmured the greyhound.

"That's dreadful ... dreadful ..." moaned the dachshund.

"I've always said that men were scoundrels," snarled the mouse-coloured

dog.

"What a strange death!" sighed Bouton.

But from the dark corner was heard once more the voice of the

violet-coloured dog. With gloomy and cynical sarcasm he said:

"The soup's not so bad, though--it's not at all bad, though, of course,

some ladies who are accustomed to eat chicken cutlets would find dog's

flesh a little too tough."

The poodle paid no attention to this rude remark, but went on:

"And afterwards I gathered from the manager's talk that our late

companion's skin had gone to make ladies' gloves. But ... prepare your

nerves, _mesdames ..._ but, this is nothing.... In order to make the

skin softer and more smooth, it must be taken from the living animal."

Cries of despair broke in upon the poodle's speech.

"How inhuman!"

"What mean conduct!"

"No, that can't be true!"

"O Lord!"

"Murderers!"

"No, worse than murderers!"

After this outburst there was a strained and melancholy silence. Each

of them had a mental picture, a fearful foreboding of what it might be

to be skinned alive.

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there no way of getting all honourable dogs

free, once and for all, from their shameful slavery to mankind?" cried

Jack passionately.

"Be so good as to find a way," said the old poodle ironically.

The dogs all began to try and think of a way.

"Bite them all, and have an end of it!" said the big dog in his angry

bass.

"Yes, that's the way; we need a radical remedy," seconded the servile

Bouton. "In the end they'll be afraid of us."

"Yes, bite them all--that's a splendid idea," said the old poodle.

"But what's your opinion, dear sirs, about their long whips? No doubt

you're acquainted with them!"

"H'm." The dog coughed and cleared his throat.

"H'm," echoed Bouton.

"No, take my word for it, gentlemen, we cannot struggle against

men. I've lived in this world for some time, and I've not had a bad

life.... Take for example such simple things as kennels, whips, chains,

muzzles--things, I imagine, not unknown to any one of us. Let us

suppose that we dogs succeed in thinking out a plan which will free

us from these things. Will not man then arm himself with more perfect

instruments? There is no doubt that he will. Haven't you seen what

instruments of torture they make for one another? No, we must submit to

them, gentlemen, that's all about it. It's a law of Nature."

"Well, he's shown us his philosophy," whispered the dachshund in Jack's

ear. "I've no patience with these old folks and their teaching."

"You're quite right, _mademoiselle,_" said Jack, gallantly wagging his

tail.

The mouse-coloured dog was looking very melancholy and snapping at the

flies. He drawled out in a whining tone:

"Eh, it's a dog's life!"

"And where is the justice of it all?"--the greyhound, who had been

silent up to this point, began to agitate herself--"You, Mr. Poodle,

pardon me, I haven't the honour of knowing your name."

"Arto, professor of equilibristics, at your service." The poodle bowed.

"Well, tell me, Mr. Professor, you have apparently had such great

experience, let alone your learning--tell me, where is the higher

justice of it all? Are human beings so much more worthy and better

than we are, that they are allowed to take advantage of so many cruel

privileges with impunity?"

"They are not any better or any more worthy than we are, dear young

lady, but they are stronger and wiser," answered Arto, with some heat.

"Oh, I know the morals of these two-legged animals very well.... In

the first place, they are greedy--greedier than any dog on earth. They

have so much bread and meat and water that all these monsters could be

satisfied and well-fed all their lives. But instead of sharing it out,

a tenth of them get all the provisions for life into their hands, and

not being able to devour it all themselves, they force the remaining

nine-tenths to go hungry. Now, tell me, is it possible that a well-fed

dog would not share a gnawed bone with his neighbour?"

"He'd share it, of course he would!" agreed all the listeners.

"H'm," coughed the dog doubtfully.

"And besides that, people are wicked. Who could ever say that one dog

would kill another--on account of love or envy or malice? We bite one

another sometimes, that's true. But we don't take each other's lives."

"No, indeed we don't," they all affirmed.

"And more than this," went on the white poodle. "Could one dog make up

his mind not to allow another dog to breathe the fresh air, or to be

free to express his thoughts as to the arrangements for the happiness

of dogs? But men do this."

"Devil take them!" put in the mouse-coloured dog energetically.

"And, in conclusion, I say that men are hypocrites; they envy one

another, they lie, they are inhospitable, cruel.... And yet they rule

over us, and will continue to do so ... because it's arranged like

that. It is impossible for us to free ourselves from their authority.

All the life of dogs, and all their happiness, is in the hands of men.

In our present position each one of us, who has a good master, ought

to thank Fate. Only a master can free us from the pleasure of eating a

comrade's flesh, and of imagining that comrade's feelings when he was

being skinned alive."

The professor's speech reduced the whole company to a state of

melancholy. No other dog could utter a word. They all shivered

helplessly, and shook with the joltings of the cart. The big dog whined

piteously. Bouton, who was standing next to him, pressed his own body

softly up against him.

But soon they felt that the wheels of the cart were passing over sand.

In five minutes more they were driven through wide open gates, and they

found themselves in the middle of an immense courtyard surrounded by a

close paling. Sharp nails were sticking out at the top of the paling.

Two hundred dogs, lean and dirty, with drooping tails and a look of

melancholy on their faces, wandered about the yard.

The doors of the cage were flung open. All the seven new-comers came

forth and instinctively stood together in one group.

"Here, you professor, how do you feel now?" The poodle heard a bark

behind him.

He turned round and saw the violet-coloured dog smiling insolently at

him.

"Oh, leave me alone," growled the old poodle. "It's no business of

yours."

"I only made a remark," said the other. "You spoke such words of wisdom

in the cart, but you made one mistake. Yes, you did."

"Get away, devil take you! What mistake?"

"About a dog's happiness. If you like, I'll show you in whose hands a

dog's happiness lies."

And suddenly pressing back his ears and extending his tail, the

violet dog set out on such a mad career that the old professor of

equilibristics could only stand and watch him with open mouth.

"Catch him! Stop him!" shouted the keepers, flinging themselves in

pursuit of the escaping dog. But the violet dog had already gained the

paling. With one bound he sprang up from the ground and found himself

at the top, hanging on by his fore-paws. And in two more convulsive

springs he had leaped over the paling, leaving on the nails a good half

of his side.

The old white poodle gazed after him for a long time. He understood the

mistake he had made.

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