"You never know your luck when you get our FRUIT."--_Advt. in
Irish Paper._
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"_Mr. Hayes._ Certainty is defined in Webster as the maximum of
our expectations. (Loud laughter.)
_The Judge_ (_laughing_). Let us get on. This is more like
_Punch_ than anything else. (Laughter.)"--_Pall Mall Gazette._
It will now have to be called the Supreme Court of Punch and Judicature.
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[Illustration: _Dear Old Lady._ "It must be a great strain for the man
up the periscope."
_Nephew._ "Yes, he has a thin time."]
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