_New Butler._ "In the--ah--dust-bin, sir!!"
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SOCIAL GARDENING.--Cultivating an acquaintance.
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_Q._ What's the difference between a fraudulent Bank Director and a
Servants' Registry Office?
_A._ The former cooks books, the latter books cooks.
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THE SUBLIME.--The fashions of this season.
THE RIDICULOUS.--The fashions of last season.
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