_She._ Will he give me or Fan the first round dance?
_He._ Will our chaps at the wickets have a chance?
_She._ Will my next dress be made with longer skirts.
_He._ Hoisted? O crikey! Wonder if it hurts?
_She._ Did that sly Fanny hear him call me "dear"?
_He._ I wonder if this "weed" will turn me queer?
[Illustration: _Employer (to applicant for situation)._ "And then I am
very particular about my cellars; you understand wine, I presume?"
_Butler._ "Hin my last sitiwation, sir, I was considered a very
tolerable judge o' wine, sir."]