Say, "_Who controls Policeman X?_"
Why, look'ee,
He--so devoted to the sex,
And ever wary
Near an "airy"--
Is oft controlled by "Cooky."
[Illustration: TRUE HUMILITY
_Right Reverend Host._ "I'm afraid you've got a bad egg, Mr. Jones!"
_The Curate._ "On no, my lord, I assure you! Parts of it are
excellent!"]