TO REMOVE STAINS ON THE CEILING.

The best thing to do is to re-whitewash the whole surface, which is

done by lying on one's back on the top of the bookshelves and dabbing

away steadily. But if the stain still shows through it is best to spill

water systematically on the floor of the room above until you have

stained the ceiling uniformly, leaving it a russet brown. After all,

why should ceilings be white?

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