Chapter XVII: Paint

Soldiers of ours--many soldiers, I am sorry to say--have come back from

Coblenz and other places in the black spot, saying that they found the

inhabitants of the black spot kind and agreeable. They give this reason

for liking the Germans better than they do the English. They found the

Germans agreeable, the English not agreeable. Well, this amounts to

something as far as it goes: but how far does it go, and how much does

it amount to? Have you ever seen an automobile painted up to look like

new, and it broke down before it had run ten miles, and you found its

insides were wrong? Would you buy an automobile on the strength of the

paint? England often needs paint, but her insides are all right. If our

soldiers look no deeper than the paint, if our voters look no further

than the paint, if our democracy never looks at anything but the paint,

God help our democracy! Of course the Germans were agreeable to our

soldiers after the armistice!

Agreeable Germany!--who sank the Lusitania; who sank five thousand

British merchant ships with the loss of fifteen thousand men, women,

and children, all murdered at sea, without a chance for their lives; who

fired on boat-loads of the shipwrecked, who stood on her submarine and

laughed at the drowning passengers of the torpedoed Falaba.

Disagreeable England!--who sank five hundred German ships without

permitting a single life to be lost, who never fired a shot until

provision had been made for the safety of passengers and crews.

Agreeable Germany!--who, as she retreated, poisoned wells and gassed

the citizens from whose village she was running away; who wrecked the

churches and the homes of the helpless living, and bombed the tombs

of the helpless dead; who wrenched families apart in the night, taking

their boys to slavery and their girls to wholesale violation, leaving

the old people to wander in loneliness and die; who in her raids upon

England slaughtered three hundred and forty-two women, and killed or

injured seven hundred and fifty-seven children, and made in all a list

of four thousand five hundred and sixty-eight, bombed by her airmen;

whose trained nurses met our wounded and captured men at the railroad

trains and held out cups of water for them to see, and then poured them

on the ground or spat in them.

Disagreeable England!--whose colonies rushed to help her: Canada, who

within eight weeks after war had been declared, came with a voluntary

army of thirty-three thousand men; who stood her ground against that

first meeting with the poison gas and saved not only the day, but

possibly the whole cause; who by 1917 had sent over four hundred

thousand men to help disagreeable England; who gave her wealth, her

food, her substance; who poured every symbol of aid and love into

disagreeable England’s lap to help her beat agreeable Germany. Thus

did all England’s colonies offer and bring both themselves and their

resources, from the smallest to the greatest; little Newfoundland, whose

regiment gave such heroic account of itself at Gallipoli; Australia who

came with her cruisers, and with also her armies to the West Front and

in South Africa; New Zealand who came from the other side of the world

with men and money--three million pounds in gift, not loan, from one

million people. And the Boers? The Boers, who latest of all, not twenty

years before, had been at war with England, and conquered by her, and

then by her had been given a Boer Government. What did the Boers do? In

spite of the Kaiser’s telegram of sympathy, in spite of his plans and

his hopes, they too, like Canada and New Zealand and all the rest,

sided of their own free will with disagreeable England against agreeable

Germany. They first stamped out a German rebellion, instigated in their

midst, and then these Boers left their farms, and came to England’s aid,

and drove German power from Southwest Africa. And do you remember the

wire that came from India to London? “What orders from the King-Emperor

for me and my men?” These were the words of the Maharajah of Rewa;

and thus spoke the rest of India. The troops she sent captured Neue

Chapelle. From first to last they fought in many places for the Cause of

England.

What do words, or propaganda, what does anything count in the face of

such facts as these?

Agreeable Germany!--who addresses her God, “Thou who dwellest high above

the Cherubim, Seraphim and Zeppelin”--Parson Diedrich Vorwerck in his

volume Hurrah and Hallelujah. Germany, who says, “It is better to let a

hundred women and children belonging to the enemy die of hunger than to

let a single German soldier suffer”--General von der Goltz in his Ten

Iron Commandments of the German Soldier; Germany, whose soldier obeys

those commandments thus: “I am sending you a ring made out of a piece

of shell.... During the battle of Budonviller I did away with four women

and seven young girls in five minutes. The Captain had told me to

shoot these French sows, but I preferred to run my bayonet through

them”--private Johann Wenger to his German sweetheart, dated Peronne,

March 16, 1915. Germany, whose newspaper the Cologne Volkszettung

deplored the doings of her Kultur on land and sea thus: “Much as we

detest it as human beings and as Christians, yet we exult in it as

Germans.”

Agreeable Germany!--whose Kaiser, if his fleet had been larger, would

have taken us by the scruff of the neck.

“Then Thou, Almighty One, send Thy lightnings!

Let dwellings and cottages become ashes in the heat of fire. Let the

people in hordes burn and drown with wife and child. May their seed be

trampled under our feet; May we kill great and small in the lust of joy.

May we plunge our daggers into their bodies, May Poland reek in the glow

of fire and ashes.”

That is another verse of Germany’s hymn, hate for Poland; that is her

way of taking people by the scruff of the neck; and that is what Senator

Walsh’s resolution of sympathy with Ireland, Germany’s contemplated

Heligoland, implies for the United States, if Germany’s deferred day

should come.

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