Chapter III: In Front of a Bulletin Board

There, then, are ten letters of the fifty which came to me in

consequence of what I wrote in May, 1918, which was published in the

American Magazine for the following November. Ten will do. To read the

other forty would change no impression conveyed already by the ten, but

would merely repeat it. With varying phraseology their writers either

think we have hitherto misjudged England and that my facts are to the

point, or they express the stereotyped American antipathy to England

and treat my facts as we mortals mostly do when facts are

embarrassing--side-step them. What best pleased me was to find that

soldiers and sailors agreed with me, and not “high-brows” only.

May, 1918, as you will remember, was a very dark hour. We had come into

the war, had been in for a year; but events had not yet taken us out of

the well-nigh total eclipse flung upon our character by those blighting

words, “there is such a thing as being too proud to fight.” The British

had been told by their General that they were fighting with their backs

to the wall. Since March 23rd the tread of the Hun had been coming

steadily nearer to Paris. Belleau Wood and Chateau-Thierry had not yet

struck the true ring from our metal and put into the hands of Foch the

one further weapon that he needed. French morale was burning very low

and blue. Yet even in such an hour, people apparently American and

apparently grown up, were talking against England, our ally. Then and

thereafter, even as to-day, they talked against her as they had been

talking since August, 1914, as I had heard them again and again, indoors

and out, as I heard a man one forenoon in a crowd during the earlier

years of the war, the miserable years before we waked from our trance of

neutrality, while our chosen leaders were still misleading us.

Do you remember those unearthly years? The explosions, the plots, the

spies, the Lucitania, the notes, Mr. Bryan, von Bernstorff, half our

country--oh, more than half!--in different or incredulous, nothing

prepared, nothing done, no step taken, Theodore Roosevelt’s and Leonard

Wood’s almost the only voices warning us what was bound to happen, and

to get ready for it? Do you remember the bulletin boards? Did you grow,

as I did, so restless that you would step out of your office to see if

anything new had happened during the last sixty minutes--would stop as

you went to lunch and stop as you came back? We knew from the faces

of our friends what our own faces were like. In company we pumped up

liveliness, but in the street, alone with our apprehensions--do you

remember? For our future’s sake may everybody remember, may nobody

forget!

What the news was upon a certain forenoon memorable to me, I do not

recall, and this is of no consequence; good or bad, the stream of

by-passers clotted thickly to read it as the man chalked it line upon

line across the bulletin board. Citizens who were in haste stepped off

the curb to pass round since they could not pass through this crowd of

gazers. Thus this on the sidewalk stood some fifty of us, staring

at names we had never known until a little while ago, Bethincourt,

Malancourt, perhaps, or Montfaucon, or Roisel; French names of small

places, among whose crumbled, featureless dust I have walked since,

where lived peacefully a few hundred or a few thousand that are now

a thousand butchered or broken-hearted. Through me ran once again the

wonder that had often chilled me since the abdication of the Czar which

made certain the crumbling of Russia: after France, was our turn coming?

Should our fields, too, be sown with bones, should our little towns

among the orchards and the corn fall in ashes amongst which broken

hearts would wander in search of some surviving stick of property? I had

learned to know that a long while before the war the eyes of the Hun,

the bird of prey, had been fixed upon us as a juicy morsel. He had

written it, he had said it. Since August, 1914, these Pan-German schemes

had been leaking out for all who chose to understand them. A great many

did not so choose. The Hun had wanted us and planned to get us, and now

more than ever before, because he intended that we should pay his war

bills. Let him once get by England, and his sword would cut through our

fat, defenseless carcass like a knife through cheese.

A voice arrested my reverie, a voice close by in the crowd. It said,

“Well, I like the French. But I’ll not cry much if England gets hers.

What’s England done in this war, anyway?”

“Her fleet’s keeping the Kaiser out of your front yard, for one thing,”

retorted another voice.

With assurance slightly wobbling and a touch of the nasal whine, the

first speaker protested, “Well, look what George III done to us. Bad as

any Kaiser.”

“Aw, get your facts straight!” It was said with scornful force.

“Don’t you know George III was a German? Don’t you know it was

Hessians--they’re Germans--he hired to come over here and kill Americans

and do his dirty work for him? And his Germans did the same dirty work

the Kaiser’s are doing now. We’ve got a letter written after the battle

of Long Island by a member of our family they took prisoner there. And

they stripped him and they stole his things and they beat him down with

the butts of their guns--after he had surrendered, mind--when he was

surrendered and naked, and when he was down they beat him some more.

That’s Germans for you. Only they’ve been getting worse while the rest

of the world’s been getting better. Get your facts straight, man.”

A number of us were now listening to this, and I envied the historian

his ingenious promptness--I have none--and I hoped for more of this

timely debate. But debate was over. The anti-Englishman faded to

silence. Either he was out of facts to get straight, or lacked what

is so pithily termed “come-back.” The latter, I incline to think; for

come-back needs no facts, it is a self-feeder, and its entire absence

in the anti-Englishman looks as if he had been a German. Germans do

not come back when it goes against them, they bleat “Kamerad!”--or

disappear. Perhaps this man was a spy--a poor one, to be sure--yet doing

his best for his Kaiser: slinking about, peeping, listening, trying

to wedge the Allies apart, doing his little bit towards making friends

enemies, just as his breed has worked to set enmity between ourselves

and Japan, ourselves and Mexico, France and England, France and Italy,

England and Russia, between everybody and everybody else all the world

over, in the sacred name and for the sacred sake of the Kaiser. Thus has

his breed, since we occupied Coblenz, run to the French soldiers with

lies about us and then run to us with lies about the French soldiers,

overlooking in its providential stupidity the fact that we and the

French would inevitably compare notes. Thus too is his breed, at the

moment I write these words, infesting and poisoning the earth with a

propaganda that remains as coherent and as systematically directed as

ever it was before the papers began to assure us that there was nothing

left of the Hohenzollern government.

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