Honesty, the Cheap Policy

Hear John West got two years for stealing a horse?

Yes, serves him right. Why didn’t he buy it and not pay?

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Preacher—Don’t you know it’s wrong to put worms on that hook and insert

it in a fish?

Johnnie—These aren’t worms, but that’s what the other suckers thought.

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The strength of a kiss is generally measured by its length.—Byron.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 68 / 73 题