Motto For Married Men
Be sure you are right and then keep still about it.
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_I don’t like girls that bob their hair, use rouge or powder, wear short
skirts or roll their socks._
_I haven’t got a girl, either._
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 40 / 73 题