“Arrah, Judy!” quoth Biddy Finnegan, running to a neighbour’s door.
“Arrah, why?” answered the party summoned.
“Arrah, did you hear the news?”
“No, then, what is it?”
“Sure there’s an Amerikey letter in the post-office.”
“Whisht!”
“Sorra a word of lie in it. Mickeen Dunn brought word from the town this
morning; and he says more betoken that it’s from Dinny M’Daniel to his
ould mother.”
“Oh, then, troth I’ll be bound that’s a lie, e’er-a-way: the born
vagabond, there wasn’t that much good in him, egg or bird: the idle,
worthless ruffian, that was the ruination of every one he kem near: the,
the----”
“Softly, Judith, softly; don’t wrong the absent: it is from Dinny
M’Daniel to his ould mother, and contains money moreover;” and she then
proceeded to tell how the postmistress had desired the poor widow to
bring some responsible person that might guarantee her identity, before
such a weighty affair was given into her keeping, for who knew what
might be inside of it? though a still greater puzzle was to discover
by what means the much reprobated Dinny obtained even the price of the
letter-paper; and how old Sibby had borrowed a cloak from one, and a
“clane cap” from another, and the huxter had harnessed his ass and car
to bring her in style, and Corney King the contingent man,[1] that knows
all the quality, was going along with her to certify that she was the
veritable Mrs Sybilla M’Daniel of Tullybawn; and how she would have for
an escort every man, woman, and child in the village that could make a
holiday--compliments cheerfully accorded by each and all, to do honour to
the America letter, and the individual whose superscription it bore.
Dinny M’Daniel was the widow’s one son, born even in her widowhood, for
his father had been killed by the fall of a tree before he had been
six months married, and poor Sibby had nothing to lavish her fondness
upon but her curly-headed gossoon, who very naturally grew up to be
the greatest scapegrace in the parish. He had the most unlucky knack
of throwing stones ever possessed by any wight for his sins; not a day
passed over his head without a list of damages and disasters being
furnished to his poor mother, in the shape of fowls killed and maimed,
and children half murdered, or pitchers and occasionally windows made
smithereens of; but to do him justice, his breakage in this latter
article was not very considerable, there being but few opportunities for
practice in Tullybawn. To all these the poor widow had but one reply,
“Arrah, what would you have me do?--sorra a bit of harm in him; it’s all
element, and what ’ud be the good of batin’ him?” At last the neighbours,
utterly worn out by the pertinacity of his misdemeanours, hit upon an
expedient to render him harmless for at least half the day, and enjoy
that much of their lives in peace, with the ultimate chance of perhaps
converting the parish nuisance into a useful character. A quarterly
subscription of a penny for each house would just suffice to send Dinny
to school to a neighbouring pedagogue, wonderful in the sciences of
reading and writing, and, what was a much greater recommendation under
the present circumstances, the “divil entirely at the taws.” To him
accordingly Dinny was sent, and under his discipline spent some five
or six years of comparative harmlessness, during which he mastered the
Reading-made-Easy, the Seven Champions, Don Bellianis, and sundry other
of those pleasing narratives whereby the pugnacity and gallantry of the
Irish character used whilom to be formed, to which acquirement he added
in process of time that of writing, or at least making pothooks and
hangers, with a symmetry that delighted the heart of poor Sibby. The
neighbours began to think better of him; but the “masther” swore he was
a prodigy, and openly declared, that if he would but “turn the Vosther,”
he’d be fit company for any lady in the land. Thus encouraged, Dinny
attempted and succeeded, for he had some talent. But sure enough the
turning of the Foster finished him.
It was now high time for Master Dinny to begin to earn his bread, and
accordingly his mother sought and obtained for him a place in the garden
of a nobleman who resided near the village, and was its landlord: but the
dismay of the gossoon himself when this disparaging piece of good fortune
was announced to him, was unbounded. He was speechless, and some moments
elapsed before he could ejaculate,
“Fwhy, then, tare-an’-ages, mother, is that what you lay out for me, an’
me afther turnin’ the Vosther?”
Sibby expostulated, but in vain; his exploits in “the Vosther” had set
him beside himself, and he boldly declared that nothing short of a
dacint clerkship would ever satisfy his ambition. A man of one argument
was Dinny M’Daniel, and that one he made serve all purposes--“Is it an’
me afther turnin’ the Vosther!”--so that people said it was turn about
with him, for the Vosther had turned his brain. Be that as it may, there
was one who agreed with Dinny that he could never think too highly of
himself, for, like every other scapegrace on record, he had won the
goodwill of the prettiest girl in the parish. Nelly Dolan’s friends,
however, were both too snug and too prudent to leave her any hope of
their acquiescing in her choice, so the lovers were driven to resort to
secrecy. Dinny urged her to elope with him, knowing that her kin, when
they had no remedy, would give her a fortune to set matters to rights;
but she had not as yet reached that pitch of evil courage which would
allow her to take such a step, nor, unfortunately, had she the good
courage to discontinue such a hopeless connection, or the clandestine
proceedings which its existence required. Alas, for poor Nelly! sorrow
and shame were the consequence. The bright eyes, that used to pass for a
very proverb through the whole barony, grew dim--the rosy cheeks, that
more than one ballad-maker had celebrated, grew wan and sallow--and the
slim and graceful figure----in a word, Dinny had played the ruffian, and
had to fly the country to avoid the murderous indignation of her faction.
It was to America he shaped his flight, though how he had obtained the
means no one could divine; and now, after the lapse of nearly a year and
a half, here was a letter from him to solve all speculations.
What a hubbub the arrival of “an America letter” causes in Ireland over
the whole district blessed by its visit! It is quite a public concern--a
joint property--being in fact always regarded as a general communication
from all the neighbours abroad to all the neighbours at home, and its
perusal a matter of intense and agonising interest to all who have a
relative even in the degree of thirty-first cousin among the emigrants.
Let us take for instance the letter in question, for the cavalcade has
returned, and not only is the widow’s cabin full, but the very bawn
before her door is crowded, and the door itself completely blocked up
with an array of heads, poking forward in the vain attempt to catch a
tone of the schoolmaster’s voice as he publishes the contents of the
desired epistle, and absolutely smothering it by the uproar of their
squabbles, as they endeavour each to obtain a better place.
“Tare-an’-eunties, Tom Bryan, fwhat are you pushing me away for, an’ me
wanting to hear fwhat’s become of my own first cousin!”
“Arrah, don’t be talkin’, man--fwhy wouldn’t I thry to get in, an’ half
the letther about my sisther-in-law?”
“Oh, boys, boys, agra, does any of yees hear e’er a word about my poor
Paddy?”
The last speaker is a woman, poor Biddy Casey: for the last three
years not a letter came from America that she could hear of, whether
far or near, but she attended to hear it read, in the hope of getting
some information about her husband, who, driven away by bad times and
an injudicious agent, had made a last exertion to emigrate, and earn
something for his family. Regularly every market-day from that event she
called at the post-office, at first with the confident tone of assured
expectation, to inquire for an America letter for one Biddy Casey; then
when her heart began to sicken with apprehensions arising from the
oft-repeated negative, her question was, “You haven’t e’er a letter
for me to-day, ma’am?” and then when she could no longer trust herself
to ask, she merely presented her well-known face at the window, and
received the usual answer in heartbroken silence, now and then broken by
the joyless ejaculation, “God in heaven help me!” But from that time to
this not a syllable has she been able to learn of his fate, or even of
his existence. Now, however, her labours and anxieties are to have an
end--but what an end! This letter at last affords her the information
that, tempted by the delusive promise of higher wages, her husband was
induced to set out for the unwholesome south, and long since has found a
grave among the deadly swamps of New Orleans.
But like every thing else in life, Dinny M’Daniel’s letter is a chequered
matter. See, here comes a lusty, red-cheeked damsel, elbowing her way out
of the cabin, her eyes bursting out of her head with joy.
“Well, Peggy--well--well!” is echoed on all sides as they crowd around
her; “any news from Bid?--though, troth, we needn’t ax you.”
“Oh, grand news!” is the delighted answer. “Bid has a wonderful fine
place for herself an’ another for me, an’ my passage is ped, an’ I’m
to be ready in five weeks, an’, widdy! widdy! I dunna what to do with
myself.”
“And, Peggy agra, was there any thing about our Mick?”--“or our Sally,
Peggy?”--“or Johnny Golloher, asthore?” are the questions with which she
is inundated.
“Oh, I dunna, I dunna--I couldn’t listen with the joy, I tell ye.”
“But, Peggy alanna, what will Tom Feeny think of all this? and what is
to become, pray, of all the vows and promises which, to our own certain
knowledge, you made each other coming home from the dance the other
night?”
Pooh! that difficulty is removed long ago--the very first money she earns
in America is to be dispatched to the care of Father Cahill, to pay Tom’s
passage over to her. “And will she do such a shameless thing?” some fair
reader will probably ask. Ay will she; and think herself right well off,
moreover, to have the shame to bear; for though Peggy can dig her ridge
of potatoes beside the best man in the parish, her heart is soft and leal
like nine hundred and ninety-nine out of the thousand of her countrywomen.
Another happy face--see, here comes old Malachi Tighe, clasping his
hands, and looking up to heaven in silent thankfulness, for his “bouchal
bawn, the glory of his heart,” is to be home with him before harvest,
with as much money as would buy the bit o’ land out and out, and his
daughter-in-law is fainting with gladness, and his grandchildren
screaming with delight, and the neighbours wish him joy with all the
earnestness of sympathy, for Johnny Tighe has been a favourite.
Woe, woe, woe!--Mick Finnegan has sent a message of fond encouragement
to his sweetheart, which she never must hear, for typhus, the scourge of
Ireland, has made her his victim, and the daisies have already rooted
on her grave, and are blooming there as fresh and fair as she used to
be herself; and the wounds of her kindred are opened anew, and the
death-wail is raised again, as wild and vehement as if she died but
yesterday, although six weeks have passed since they bore her to Saint
John’s.
What comes next?--“Johnny Golloher has got married to a Munster girl
with a stocking full of money;” and Nanny Mulry laughs at the news until
you’d think her sides ought to ache, and won’t acknowledge that she cares
one pin about it--on the contrary, wishes him the best of good luck, and
hopes he may never be made a world’s wonder of; all which proceedings are
viewed by the initiated as so many proofs positive of her intention, on
the first convenient opportunity, to break her heart for the defaulting
Mr Golloher.
But among the crowd of earnest listeners who thus attended to gratify
their several curiosities by the perusal of Dinny’s unexpected letter,
none failed to remark the absence of her who in the course of nature
was, or should be, most deeply interested in the welfare of the departed
swain. Nelly Dolan never came near them. In the hovel where the poor
outcast had been permitted to take up her abode when turned out of doors
by her justly incensed father, she sat during the busy recital, her head
bowed down and resting upon the wheel from which she drew the support of
herself and her infant. Now and then a sob, almost loud enough to awaken
the baby sleeping in a _cleave_ beside her, broke from her in spite of
herself; while her mother, who had ventured to visit her on the occasion,
sat crouched down on the hearth before her, and angrily upbraided her for
her sorrow.
“Whisht, I tell you, whisht!” exclaimed the old crone, “an’ have a
sperrit, what you never had, or it wouldn’t come to your day to be
brought to trouble by the likes of him.”
“Och, mother darlint,” answered the sufferer, “don’t blame me--it’s a
poor thing, God knows, that I must sit here quiet, an’ his letter readin’
within a few doors o’ me.”
“Arrah, you’d better go beg for a sight of it,” rejoined the angry parent
with a sneer; “do, achorra, ontil you find out what little trouble you
give him.”
“It’s not for myself, it’s not for myself,” answered the sobbing girl. “I
can do without his thoughts or his favours; all I care to know is, what
he says about the babby.”
“Pursuin’ to me!” exclaimed her mother, “but often as you tempted me to
brain it, an’ that’s often enough, you never put the devil so strong into
my heart as you do this minute. So be quiet, I tell you.”
“Och, mother, that’s the hard heart.”
“Musha, then, it well becomes you to talk that way,” replied her mother.
“If your own wasn’t a taste too soft in its time, my darlint, your kith
an’ kin wouldn’t have to skulk away as they do when your name’s spoken
of.”
A fresh burst of tears was all the answer poor Nelly could give to
this invective; an answer, however, as well calculated as any other to
stimulate the wrath and arouse the eloquence of Mrs Dolan, the object
of whose visit was to induce Nelly to assume an air of perfect coolness
and nonchalance--in fine, to show she had a “sperrit.” In this it may be
perceived she met with a signal failure; and now the full brunt of her
indignation fell on the unfortunate recreant. Nelly’s sorrow of course
became louder, and between both parties the child was wakened, and
naturally added its small help to the clamour: nor did the united uproar
of the three generations cease until a crowd unexpectedly appeared at the
door of the hovel, and the voice of Sibby M’Daniel, half mad with joy,
was heard through the din, internal and external.
“Well, if she won’t come to us,” spoke the elated Sibby, “we must only go
to her, you know, though ye’ll allow the news was worth lookin’ afther;”
and ere the sentence was well concluded, she with her whole train had
made their way into the cabin.
“God save all here,” continued Sibby, “not excepting yourself, Mrs Dolan;
for we must forgive and forget everything that was betune us, now.”
“An’ if I forgive an’ forget, what have you to swop for it?” asked the
irate individual so addressed.
“Good news an’ the hoith of it,” was the answer of Sibby, as she
displaced her letter; but Mrs Dolan was in no humour to listen to news
or receive conciliation of any kind, and so she conducted herself like a
woman of “sperrit;” and gathering her garments about her, rose slowly and
stately from the undignified posture in which she was discovered, and so
departed from amongst them.
“Musha, then, fair weather afther you,” was the exclamation of Sibby when
she recovered from the surprise created by this exhibition of undisguised
contempt. “Joy be with you, and if you never come back, it’ll be no great
loss, for the never a word about you in it anyhow, you ould sarpint.
But, Nelly, alanna, it’s you an’ me that ought to spend the livelong day
down on our marrowbones with joy and thankfulness, though you didn’t
think his letter worth lookin’ afther;” and down on her marrowbones
poor Nelly sank to receive the welcome communication, her baby clasped
to her bosom, her glazed eyes raised to heaven, all unconscious of the
crowd by which she was surrounded, and her every nerve trembling with
excess of joy and thankfulness, while the bustling Sibby placed a chair
for the schoolmaster near the loophole that answered the purposes of a
window, and loudly enjoining silence, gave into his hands the epistle of
his favoured pupil to read to the assembled auditors for about the sixth
time; and Mr Soolivan, squaring himself for the effort, proceeded to
edify Nelly Dolan therewith.
The letter went on to state, in the peculiarly felicitous language of
Dinny M’Daniel, that on his arrival in New York, and finding himself
without either friends or money, and thus in some danger of starvation,
he began to lower his opinions of his personal worth, and solicit any
species of employment that could be given to him. After some difficulty
he got to be porter to a large grocery establishment, in which he
conducted himself pretty well, and secured the confidence of his
employers, and a rate of wages moderate, but still sufficient to support
him. The sense of his utter dependence upon his character compelled him
to be most particularly cautious of doing anything to affect it in the
slightest degree, and in process of time he became a changed gossoon
altogether, an example of the blessed fruits of adversity. The thoughts
of Nelly Dolan and his old mother never quitted him, his anxieties about
the former clinging to him with such intensity that he began forthwith to
lay by a little money every week to send her, but was ashamed to write
until he should have it gathered. An unfortunate event, however, soon put
a stop to his accumulation, and drove him to use it for his subsistence.
This was no less than the sudden death of the head of the establishment
in which he was employed, which, he being the entire manager of the
concern, had the consequence of breaking it up completely. Thus Dinny
was cast on the world again, and found employment as difficult to be got
as ever. His little hoard was soon spent, and at last he had to turn
his steps westward, where labour was more plentiful and hands fewer.
After many journies and vicissitudes he at length met a friend in the
person of one of the partners in the grocery establishment which had
first given him employment, and who, like himself, had sought a home in
the wilderness. This man had some money, but, unfortunately for himself,
never having “turned the Vosther” or learned anything in accounts, was
unable to put it to any use that would require a knowledge of what a
facetious alderman once called the three R’s, reading, writing, and
’rithmetic. Now, these happened to be Dinny’s forte. So when his quondam
employer was one day lamenting to him the deficiency which forbade him
to apply his capital to the lucrative uses which he otherwise might,
Dinny modestly suggested a method whereby this desirable object might be
effected: the other, after a little consideration, thought he might do
worse than adopt it, and accordingly, before many days elapsed, a grand
new store appeared in the township of Prishprashchawmanraw, in which
Dinny was book-keeper and junior partner. Having brought him thus far by
our assistance, we shall allow him to conclude his letter after his own
way:--
“And so you see, dear mother, that notwithstanding all the neighbours
said, it’s as lucky after all that I turned the Vosther, for it has made
a man of me, and with the help of the holy St Patrick I am well able to
spare the twenty pounds you will get inside, which is half for yourself
to make your old days comfortable, or to come out to me, if you’d like
that better, and the other half for my poor darling Nelly, the _colleen
dhas dhun_, that I am afraid spent many a heavy hour on my account;
but you may tell her that with the help of God I will live to make up
for them all. I will expect her at New York by the next ship, and you
may tell her that the first thing she is to buy with the money must be
a grand goold ring, and let her put it on her finger at once, without
waiting for either priest or parson, for I’m her sworn husband already,
and will bring her straight to the priest the minute she puts her foot
on America shore, and until then who dare sneeze at her? You must write
to me to say where I am to meet her, and by what ship she will come out;
and above all, _whether she is to bring any thing out with her besides
herself_--you know what I mean. And, dear mother, when you write to me,
you are to put on the back of the letter, Dennis M’Daniel, Esq. for
that’s what I am now--not a word of lie in it. So wishing the best of
good luck to all the neighbours, and to yourself and to Nelly, I remain,
&c. &c. &c.”
“Glory to you, Dinny!” was ejaculated on every side, while they all
rushed tumultuously forward to congratulate the unwedded bride. In their
uproarious hands we leave her, drawing this moral from the whole thing,
that it’s very hard to spoil an Irishman entirely, if there be any good
at all in him originally.