The Rivals

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Two well-built men, neither giant nor dwarf,

Were Monsieur Elims and Mynheer Nworf.

They lived in a town not far away,

And spent their time in work and play.

Now Monsieur Elims was loved by all--

By rich and poor, by great and small.

And Mynheer Nworf remarked one day,

"Brother, explain to me, I pray,

Why no one likes me as well as you,

No matter what I may say or do.

I have stores of knowledge packed in my head;

I am learned and wise and very well read;

I can dance, I can sing, I'm extremely polite;

I am worth a large fortune all in my own right.

But still,--and this question has caused me much thought,--

While I am neglected, you're everywhere sought."

Monsieur Elims replied: "My dear sir, that is true,

But you see, I am I, and you see, you are you.

If I receive praises and you receive blame,

'Tis doubtless because each lives up to his name."

You'll find his defence rather puzzling, I fear;

But read their names backward--the meaning is clear.

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