THE BITER IS BIT.

Yet, he had no sooner committed his effects to the care of this

triumvirate, than his fancy was visited with direful warnings, which

produced cold sweats and palpitations, and threw him into such agonies of

apprehension as he had never known before. He remembered the former

desertion of the Tyrolese, the recent villany of the solicitor, and

recollected the remarks he had made upon the disposition and character of

his valet, which evinced him a fit companion for the other two.

Alarmed at these reflections, he entreated the bailiff to indulge him

with a visit to his own lodgings, and even offered one hundred guineas as

a gratification for his compliance. But the officer, who had formerly

lost a considerable sum by the escape of a prisoner, would not run any

risk in an affair of such consequence, and our hero was obliged to submit

to the tortures of his own presaging fears. After he had waited five

hours in the most racking impatience, he saw the attorney enter with all

the marks of hurry, fatigue, and consternation, and heard him exclaim,

"Good God, have you seen the gentleman?"

Fathom found his fears realised in this interrogation, to which he

answered in a tone of horror and dismay, "What gentleman? I suppose I am

robbed. Speak, and keep me no longer in suspense." "Robbed!" cried the

attorney, "the Lord forbid! I hope you can depend upon the person you

empowered to receive your jewels and cash? I must own his proceedings

are a little extraordinary; for after he had rummaged your scrutoire,

from which, in presence of me and your servant, he took one hundred and

fifty guineas, a parcel of diamond rings and buckles, according to this

here inventory, which I wrote with my own hand, and East India bonds to

the tune of five hundred more, we adjourned to Garraway's, where he left

me alone, under pretence of going to a broker of his acquaintance who

lived in the neighbourhood, while the valet, as I imagined, waited for us

in the alley. Well, sir, he stayed so long, that I began to be uneasy,

and at length resolved to send the servant in quest of him, but when I

went out for that purpose, deuce a servant was to be found; though I in

person inquired for him at every alehouse within half a mile of the

place. I then despatched no less than five ticket porters upon the scent

after them, and I myself, by a direction from the bar-keeper, went to

Signior Ratchcali's lodgings, where, as they told me, he had not been

seen since nine o'clock in the morning. Upon this intimation, I came

directly hither, to give you timely notice, that you may without delay

take measures for your own security. The best thing you can do, is to

take out writs for apprehending him, in the counties of Middlesex,

Surrey, Kent, and Essex, and I shall put them in the hands of trusty and

diligent officers, who will soon ferret him out of his lurking-place,

provided he skulks within ten miles of the bills of mortality. To be

sure, the job will be expensive; and all these runners must be paid

beforehand. But what then? the defendant is worth powder, and if we can

once secure him, I'll warrant the prosecution will quit cost."

Fathom was almost choked with concern and resentment at the news of this

mischance, so that he could not utter one word until this narrative was

finished. Nor was his suspicion confined to the Tyrolese and his own

lacquey; he considered the solicitor as their accomplice and director,

and was so much provoked at the latter part of his harangue, that his

discretion seemed to vanish, and, collaring the attorney, "Villain!" said

he, "you yourself have been a principal actor in this robbery." Then

turning to the bystanders, "and I desire in the King's name that he may

be secured, until I can make oath before a magistrate in support of the

charge. If you refuse your assistance in detaining him, I will make

immediate application to one of the secretaries of state, who is my

particular friend, and he will see justice done to all parties."

At mention of this formidable name, the bailiff and his whole family were

in commotion, to obstruct the retreat of the lawyer, who stood aghast and

trembled under the grasp of our adventurer. But, soon as he found

himself delivered from this embrace, by the interposition of the

spectators, and collected his spirits, which had been suddenly dissipated

by Fathom's unexpected assault, he began to display one art of his

occupation, which he always reserved for extraordinary occasions. This

was the talent of abuse, which he poured forth with such fluency of

opprobrious language, that our hero, smarting as he was, and almost

desperate with his loss, deviated from that temperance of behaviour which

he had hitherto preserved, and snatching up the poker, with one stroke

opened a deep trench upon the attorney's skull, that extended from the

hind head almost to the upper part of the nose, upon each side of which

it discharged a sanguine stream. Notwithstanding the pain of this

application, the solicitor was transported with joy at the sense of the

smart, and inwardly congratulated himself upon the appearance of his own

blood, which he no sooner perceived, than he exclaimed, "I'm a dead man,"

and fell upon the floor at full length.

Immediate recourse was had to a surgeon in the neighbourhood, who, having

examined the wound, declared there was a dangerous depression of the

first table of the skull, and that, if he could save the patient's life

without the application of the trepan, it would be one of the greatest

cures that ever were performed. By this time, Fathom's first transport

being overblown, he summoned up his whole resolution, and reflected upon

his own ruin with that fortitude which had never failed him in the

emergencies of his fate. Little disturbed at the prognostic of the

surgeon, which he considered in the right point of view; "Sir," said he,

"I am not so unacquainted with the resistance of an attorney's skull, as

to believe the chastisement I have bestowed on him will at all endanger

his life, which is in much greater jeopardy from the hands of the common

executioner. For, notwithstanding this accident, I am determined to

prosecute the rascal for robbery with the utmost severity of the law;

and, that I may have a sufficient fund left for that prosecution, I shall

not at present throw away one farthing in unnecessary expense, but insist

upon being conveyed to prison without farther delay."

This declaration was equally unwelcome to the bailiff, surgeon, and

solicitor, who, upon the supposition that the Count was a person of

fortune, and would rather part with an immense sum than incur the

ignominy of a jail, or involve himself in another disgraceful lawsuit,

had resolved to fleece him to the utmost of their power. But, now the

attorney finding him determined to set his fate at defiance, and to

retort upon him a prosecution, which he had no design to undergo, began

to repent heartily of the provocation he had given, and to think

seriously on some method to overcome the obstinacy of the incensed

foreigner. With this view, while the bailiff conducted him to bed in

another apartment, he desired the catchpole to act the part of mediator

between him and the Count, and furnished him with proper instructions for

that purpose. Accordingly the landlord, on his return, told Fathom that

he was sure the solicitor was not a man for this world; for that he had

left him deprived of his senses, and praying to God with great devotion

for mercy to his murderer. He then exhorted him, with many protestations

of friendship, to compromise the unhappy affair by exchanging releases

with the attorney before his delirium should be known, otherwise he would

bring himself into a most dangerous premunire, whether the plaintiff

should die of his wound, or live to prosecute him for assault. "And with

regard to your charge of robbery against him," said he, "as it is no more

than a base suspicion, unsupported by the least shadow of evidence, the

bill would be thrown out, and then he might sue you for damages. I

therefore, out of pure friendship and good-nature, advise you to

compromise the affair, and, if you think proper, will endeavour to bring

about a mutual release."

Our hero, whose passion was by this time pretty well cooled, saw reason

for assenting to the proposal; upon which the deed was immediately

executed, the mediator's bill was discharged, and Ferdinand conveyed in

an hackney-coach to prison, after he had empowered his own landlord to

discharge his servants, and convert his effects into ready money. Thus,

he saw himself, in the course of a few hours, deprived of his reputation,

rank, liberty, and friends; and his fortune reduced from two thousand

pounds to something less than two hundred, fifty of which he had carried

to jail in his pocket.

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