A BRIEF DETAIL OF HIS EDUCATION.

Nothing could have more seasonably happened to confirm the good opinion

which the colonel entertained of Ferdinand's principles. His intentions

towards the boy grew every day more and more warm; and, immediately after

the peace of Passarowitz, he retired to his own house at Presburg, and

presented young Fathom to his lady, not only as the son of a person to

whom he owed his life, but also as a lad who merited his peculiar

protection and regard by his own personal virtue. The Countess, who was

an Hungarian, received him with great kindness and affability, and her

son was ravished with the prospect of enjoying such a companion. In

short, fortune seemed to have provided for him an asylum, in which he

might be safely trained up, and suitably prepared for more important

scenes of life than any of his ancestors had ever known.

He was not, in all respects, entertained on the footing of his young

master; yet he shared in all his education and amusements, as one whom

the old gentleman was fully determined to qualify for the station of an

officer in the service; and, if he did not eat with the Count, he was

every day regaled with choice bits from his table; holding, as it were, a

middle place between the rank of a relation and favourite domestic.

Although his patron maintained a tutor in the house, to superintend the

conduct of his heir, he committed the charge of his learning to the

instructions of a public school; where he imagined the boy would imbibe a

laudable spirit of emulation among his fellows, which could not fail of

turning out to the advantage of his education. Ferdinand was entered in

the same academy; and the two lads proceeded equally in the paths of

erudition; a mutual friendship and intimacy soon ensued, and,

notwithstanding the levity and caprice commonly discernible in the

behaviour of such boys, very few or rather no quarrels happened in the

course of their communication. Yet their dispositions were altogether

different, and their talents unlike. Nay, this dissimilarity was the

very bond of their union; because it prevented that jealousy and

rivalship which often interrupts the harmony of two warm contemporaries.

The young Count made extraordinary progress in the exercises of the

school, though he seemed to take very little pains in the cultivation of

his studies; and became a perfect hero in all the athletic diversions of

his fellow-scholars; but, at the same time, exhibited such a bashful

appearance and uncouth address, that his mother despaired of ever seeing

him improved into any degree of polite behaviour. On the other hand,

Fathom, who was in point of learning a mere dunce, became, even in his

childhood, remarkable among the ladies for his genteel deportment and

vivacity; they admired the proficiency he made under the directions of

his dancing-master, the air with which he performed his obeisance at his

entrance and exit; and were charmed with the agreeable assurance and

lively sallies of his conversation; while they expressed the utmost

concern and disgust at the boorish demeanour of his companion, whose

extorted bows resembled the pawings of a mule, who hung his head in

silence like a detected sheep-stealer, who sat in company under the most

awkward expressions of constraint, and whose discourse never exceeded the

simple monosyllables of negation and assent.

In vain did all the females of the family propose to him young Fathom, as

a pattern and reproach. He remained unaltered by all their efforts and

expostulations, and allowed our adventurer to enjoy the triumph of his

praise, while he himself was conscious of his own superiority in those

qualifications which seemed of more real importance than the mere

exteriors and forms of life. His present ambition was not to make a

figure at his father's table, but to eclipse his rivals at school, and to

acquire an influence and authority among these confederates.

Nevertheless, Fathom might possibly have fallen under his displeasure or

contempt, had not that pliant genius found means to retain his friendship

by seasonable compliances and submission; for the sole study, or at least

the chief aim of Ferdinand, was to make himself necessary and agreeable

to those on whom his dependence was placed. His talent was in this

particular suited to his inclination; he seemed to have inherited it from

his mother's womb; and, without all doubt, would have raised upon it a

most admirable superstructure of fortune and applause, had not it been

inseparably yoked with a most insidious principle of self-love, that grew

up with him from the cradle, and left no room in his heart for the least

particle of social virtue. This last, however, he knew so well how to

counterfeit, by means of a large share of ductility and dissimulation,

that, surely, he was calculated by nature to dupe even the most cautious,

and gratify his appetites, by levying contributions on all mankind.

So little are the common instructors of youth qualified to judge the

capacities of those who are under their tutelage and care, that Fathom,

by dint of his insinuating arts, made shift to pass upon the schoolmaster

as a lad of quick parts, in despite of a natural inaptitude to retain his

lessons, which all his industry could never overcome. In order to

remedy, or rather to cloak this defect in his understanding, he had

always recourse to the friendship of the young Count, who freely

permitted him to transcribe his exercises, until a small accident

happened, which had well-nigh put a stop to these instances of his

generosity.--The adventure, inconsiderable as it is, we shall record, as

the first overt act of Ferdinand's true character, as well as an

illustration of the opinion we have advanced touching the blind and

injudicious decisions of a right pedagogue.

Among other tasks imposed by the pedant upon the form to which our two

companions belonged, they were one evening ordered to translate a chapter

of Caesar's Commentaries. Accordingly the young Count went to work, and

performed the undertaking with great elegance and despatch. Fathom,

having spent the night in more effeminate amusements, was next morning so

much hurried for want of time, that in his transcription he neglected to

insert a few variations from the text, these being the terms on which he

was allowed to use it; so that it was verbatim a copy of the original.

As those exercises were always delivered in a heap, subscribed with the

several names of the boys to whom they belonged, the schoolmaster chanced

to peruse the version of Ferdinand, before he looked into any of the

rest, and could not help bestowing upon it particular marks of

approbation. The next that fell under his examination was that of the

young Count, when he immediately perceived the sameness, and, far from

imputing it to the true cause, upbraided him with having copied the

exercise of our adventurer, and insisted upon chastising him upon the

spot for his want of application.

Had not the young gentleman thought his honour was concerned, he would

have submitted to the punishment without murmuring; but he inherited,

from his parents, the pride of two fierce nations, and, being overwhelmed

with reproaches for that which he imagined ought to have redounded to his

glory, he could not brook the indignity, and boldly affirmed, that he

himself was the original, to whom Ferdinand was beholden for his

performance. The schoolmaster, nettled to find himself mistaken in his

judgment, resolved that the Count should have no cause to exult in the

discovery he had made, and, like a true flogger, actually whipped him for

having allowed Fathom to copy his exercise. Nay, in the hope of

vindicating his own penetration, he took an opportunity of questioning

Ferdinand in private concerning the circumstances of the translation, and

our hero, perceiving his drift, gave him such artful and ambiguous

answers, as persuaded him that the young Count had acted the part of a

plagiary, and that the other had been restrained from doing himself

justice, by the consideration of his own dependence.

This profound director did not fail, in honour of his own discernment, to

whisper about the misrepresentation, as an instance of the young Count's

insolence, and Fathom's humility and good sense. The story was

circulated among the servants, especially the maids belonging to the

family, whose favour our hero had acquired by his engaging behaviour; and

at length it reached the ears of his patron, who, incensed at his son's

presumption and inhospitality, called him to a severe account, when the

young gentleman absolutely denied the truth of the allegation, and

appealed to the evidence of Fathom himself. Our adventurer was

accordingly summoned by the father, and encouraged to declare the truth,

with an assurance of his constant protection; upon which Ferdinand very

wisely fell upon his knees, and, while the tears gushed from his eyes,

acquitted the young Count of the imputation, and expressed his

apprehension, that the report had been spread by some of his enemies, who

wanted to prejudice him in the opinion of his patron.

The old gentleman was not satisfied of his son's integrity by this

declaration; being naturally of a generous disposition, highly

prepossessed in favour of the poor orphan, and chagrined at the

unpromising appearance of his heir, he suspected that Fathom was overawed

by the fear of giving offence, and that, notwithstanding what he had

said, the case really stood as it had been represented. In this

persuasion, he earnestly exhorted his son to resist and combat with any

impulse he might feel within himself, tending to selfishness, fraud, or

imposition; to encourage every sentiment of candour and benevolence, and

to behave with moderation and affability to all his fellow-creatures. He

laid upon him strong injunctions, not without a mixture of threats, to

consider Fathom as the object of his peculiar regard; to respect him as

the son of the Count's preserver, as a Briton, a stranger, and, above

all, an helpless orphan, to whom the rights of hospitality were doubly

due.

Such admonitions were not lost upon the youth, who, under the rough husk

of his personal exhibition, possessed a large share of generous

sensibility. Without any formal professions to his father, he resolved

to govern himself according to his remonstrances; and, far from

conceiving the least spark of animosity against Fathom, he looked upon

the poor boy as the innocent cause of his disgrace, and redoubled his

kindness towards him, that his honour might never again be called

in question, upon the same subject. Nothing is more liable to

misconstruction than an act of uncommon generosity; one half of the world

mistake the motive, from want of ideas to conceive an instance of

beneficence that soars so high above the level of their own sentiments;

and the rest suspect it of something sinister or selfish, from the

suggestions of their own sordid and vicious inclinations. The young

Count subjected himself to such misinterpretation, among those who

observed the increased warmth of civility and complaisance in his

behaviour to Ferdinand. They ascribed it to his desire of still

profiting by our adventurer's superior talents, by which alone they

supposed him enabled to maintain any degree of reputation at school; or

to the fear of being convicted by him of some misdemeanour of which he

knew himself guilty. These suspicions were not effaced by the conduct of

Ferdinand, who, when examined on the subject, managed his answers in such

a manner, as confirmed their conjectures, while he pretended to refute

them, and at the same time acquired to himself credit for his

extraordinary discretion and self-denial.

If he exhibited such a proof of sagacity in the twelfth year of his age,

what might not be expected from his finesse in the maturity of his

faculties and experience? Thus secured in the good graces of the whole

family, he saw the days of his puerility glide along in the most

agreeable elapse of caresses and amusement. He never fairly plunged into

the stream of school-education, but, by floating on the surface, imbibed

a small tincture of those different sciences which his master pretended

to teach. In short, he resembled those vagrant swallows that skim along

the level of some pool or river, without venturing to wet one feather in

their wings, except in the accidental pursuit of an inconsiderable fly.

Yet, though his capacity or inclination was unsuited for studies of this

kind, he did not fail to manifest a perfect genius in the acquisition of

other more profitable arts. Over and above the accomplishments of

address, for which he hath been already celebrated, he excelled all his

fellows in his dexterity at fives and billiards; was altogether

unrivalled in his skill at draughts and backgammon; began, even at these

years, to understand the moves and schemes of chess; and made himself a

mere adept in the mystery of cards, which he learned in the course of his

assiduities and attention to the females of the house.

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