INTRODUCING AILEEN AROON.

"With eye upraised his master's looks to scan,

The joy, the solace, and the aid of man,

The rich man's guardian, and the poor man's friend,

The only creature faithful to the end."

Crabbe.

"The Newfoundland, take him all in all, is unsurpassed, and possibly

unequalled as the companion of man."--_Idstone_.

"These animals are faithful, good-natured, and friendly. They will

allow no one to injure either their master or his property, however

great be the danger. They only want the faculty of speech to make

their good wishes understood."--"_Newfoundland Dogs_," in _McGregor's

"Historical and Descriptive Sketches of British America_."

_Dog Barks_. Shepherd.--"Heavens! I could hae thocht that was

`Bronte.'"

_Christopher North_.--"No bark like his, James, now belongs to the

world of sound."

_Shepherd_.--"Purple black was he all over, as the raven's wing.

Strength and sagacity emboldened his bounding beauty, but a fierceness

lay deep down within the quiet lustre of his eye, that tauld ye, had

he been angered he could hae torn in pieces a lion."

_North_.--"Not a child of three years old and upwards in the

neighbourhood that had not hung by his mane, and played with his paws,

and been affectionately worried by him on the flowery

greensward."--"_Noctes Ambrosianae_."

"Heigho!" I sighed, as I sat stirring the fire one evening in our

little cosy cottage. "So that little dream is at an end."

"Twenty guineas," said my wife, opening her eyes in sad surprise.

"Twenty guineas! It is a deal of money, dear."

"Yes," I assented, "it is a deal of money for us. Not, mind you, that

Sable isn't worth double. She has taken the highest honours on the show

benches; her pedigree is a splendid one, and all the sporting papers are

loud in her praises. She is the biggest and grandest Newfoundland ever

seen in this country. But twenty guineas! Yes, that is a deal of

money."

"I wish I could make the money with my needle, dear," my wife remarked,

after a few minutes' silence.

"I wish I could make the money with my pen, Dot," I replied; "but I fear

even pen and needle both together won't enable us to afford so great a

luxury for some time to come. There are bills that must be paid; both

baker and butcher would soon begin to look sour if they didn't get what

they call their little dues."

"Yes," said Dot, "and there are these rooms to be papered and painted."

"To say nothing of a new carpet to be bought," I said, "and oilcloth for

the lobby, and seeds for the garden."

"Yes, dear," said my wife, "and that American rocking-chair that you've

set your heart upon."

"Oh, that can wait, Dot. There are plenty other things needed more than

that. But it is quite evident, Sable is out of the question for the

present."

I looked down as I spoke, and patted the head of my champion

Newfoundland Theodore Nero, who had entered unseen and was gazing up in

my face with his bonnie hazel eyes as if he comprehended every word of

the conversation.

"Poor Nero," I said, "I _should_ have liked to have had Sable just to be

a mate and companion for you, old boy."

The great dog looked from me to my wife, and back again at me, and

wagged his enormous tail.

"I've got you, master," he seemed to say, "and my dear mistress. What

more could I wish?"

Just as I pen these lines, gentle reader, two little toddlers are coming

home from forenoon school, with slates under their arms; but when the

above conversation took place, no toddlers were on the books, as they

say in the navy. We were not long married. It was nine long years ago,

or going on that way. The previous ten years of my life had been spent

at sea; but service in Africa had temporarily ruined my health, so that

invaliding on a modicum of half-pay seemed more desirable than active

service on full.

These were the dear old days of poverty and romance. Retirement from

active duty afloat and--marriage. It is too often the case that he who

marries for love has to work for siller. Henceforward, literature was

to be my staff, if not the crutch on which I should limp along until "my

talents should be recognised," as my wife grandly phrased it.

"Poor and content is rich, and rich enough," says the greatest William

that ever lived. There is nothing to be ashamed of in poverty, and just

as little to boast about. Naval officers who retire young are all poor.

I know some who once upon a time were used to strut the quarter-deck or

ship's bridge in blue and gold, and who are now, God help them, selling

tea or taking orders for wine.

"With all my worldly goods I thee endow." I squeezed the hand of my

bride at the altar as I spoke the words, and well she knew the pressure

was meant to recall to her mind a fact of which she was already

cognisant, that "all my worldly goods" consisted of a Cremona fiddle,

and my Newfoundland dog, and my old sea-chest; but the bottom of that

was shaky.

But to resume my story.

"Hurrah!" I shouted some mornings after, as I opened the letters.

"Here's news, Dot. We're going to have Sable after all. Hear how D.

O'C writes. He says--

"`Though I have never met you, judging from what I have seen of your

writings, I would rather you accepted Sable as a gift, than that any one

else should have my favourite for money,' and so on and so forth."

These are not the exact words of the letter, but they convey the exact

meaning.

Sable was to come by boat from Ireland, and I was to go to Bristol, a

distance of seventy miles, to meet her, for no one who values the life

and limbs of a dog, would trust to the tender mercies of the railway

companies.

"I'll go with you, Gordon," said my dear friend, Captain D--. Like

myself, he had been a sailor, but unmarried, for, as he used to express

it, "he had pulled up in time." He had taken _Punch's_ advice to people

about to marry--"Don't."

Captain D--didn't.

"Well, Frank," I said, "I'll be very glad indeed of your company."

So off we started the night before, for the boat would be in the basin

at Hotwells early the next morning. The scene and the din on board that

Irish boat beggars description, and I do not know which made the most

noise, the men or the pigs. I think if anything the pigs did. It

seemed to me that evil spirits had entered into the pigs, and they

wanted to throw themselves into the sea. I believe evil spirits had

entered into the men, too; some of them, at all events, _smelt_ of evil

spirits.

"Is it a thremendeous big brute 'av a black dog you've come to meet,

sorr?" said the cook to me.

"Yes," I replied, "a big black dog, but not a brute."

"Well, poor baste, sorr, it's in my charge she has been all the way, and

she's had lashin's to ate and to drink. Thank you koindly, sir, and God

bless your honour. Yonder she is, sorr, tied up foreninst the

horse-box, and she's been foighting with the pigs all the noight, sorr."

She certainly had been fighting with the pigs, for she herself was

wounded, and the ears of some of the pigs were in tatters.

Sable was looking very sour and sulky. She certainly had not relished

the company she had been placed among. She permitted me to lead her on

shore; then she gave me one glance, and cast one towards my friend.

"You'll be the _man_ that has come for me," she said; she did not say

"the gentleman."

"Who is your fat friend?" she added.

We both caressed her without eliciting the slightest token on her part

of any desire to improve our acquaintance.

"You may pat me," she told us, "and call me pet names as much as you

please. I won't bite you as I did the pigs, but I don't care a bone for

either of you, and, what is more, I never intend to. I have left my

heart in Ireland; my master is there."

"Come on, Sable," I said; "we'll go now and have some breakfast."

"Don't pull," said Sable; "I'm big enough to break the chain and bolt if

I wish to. I'll go with you, but I'll neither be dragged nor driven."

No dog ever had a better breakfast put before her, but she would not

deign even to look at it.

"Yes," she seemed to say, "it is very nice, and smells appetising, and

I'm hungry, too; a bite of a sow's ear is all I've had since I left

home; but for all that I don't mean to eat; I'm going to starve myself

to death, that is what I'm going to do."

It is very wrong and unfair to bring home any animal, whether bird or

beast, to one's house without having previously made everything needful

ready for its reception. Sable's comfort had not been forgotten, and on

her arrival we turned her into the back yard, where, in a small wooden

house, was a bed of the cleanest straw, to say nothing of a dish of

wholesome food, and a bowl of the purest water. The doors to the yard

were locked, but no chain was put on the new pet, for the walls were

seven feet high or nearly so, and her safety was thus insured.

So we thought, but, alas for our poor logic! We had yet to learn what

Sable's jumping capabilities were. When I wrote next day, and told her

old master that Sable had leapt the high wall and fled, the reply was

that he regretted very much not having told me, that she was the most

wonderful dog to jump ever he had seen or heard tell of.

Meanwhile Sable was gone. But where or whither? The country is

well-wooded, but there are plenty of sheep in it. Judging from Sable's

pig-fighting qualities, I felt sure she would not starve, if she chose

to feed on sheep. But one sheep a day, even for a week, would make a

hole in my quarter's half-pay, and I shuddered to think of the little

bill Sable might in a very short time run me up. No one had seen Sable.

So days passed; then came a rumour that some school children had been

frightened nearly out of their little wits by the appearance of an

enormous bear, in a wood some miles from our cottage.

My hopes rose; the bear must be Sable. So an expedition was organised

to go in search of her. The rank and file of this expedition consisted

of schoolboys. I myself was captain, and Theodore Nero, the

Newfoundland, was first lieutenant.

We were successful. My heart jumped for joy as I saw the great dog in

the distance. But she would not suffer any one to come near her. That

was not her form. I must walk on and whistle, and she would follow. I

was glad enough to close with the offer, and gladder still when we

reached home before she changed her mind and went off again.

Chaining now became imperative until Sable became reconciled to her

situation in life, until I had succeeded in taming her by kindness.

This was by no means an easy task. For weeks she never responded to

either kind word or caress, but one day Sable walked up to me as I sat

writing, and, much to my surprise, offered me her great paw.

"Shake hands," she seemed to say as she wagged her tail, "Shake hands.

You're not half such a bad fellow as I first took you for."

My friend, Captain D--, was delighted, and we must needs write at once

to Sable's old master to inform him of the unprecedented event.

Sable became every day more friendly and loving in her own gentle

undemonstrative and quiet fashion. But as yet she had never barked.

One day, however, on throwing a stick to Nero, she too ran after it, and

on making pretence to throw it again, Sable began to caper. Not

gracefully perhaps, but still it was capering, and finally she barked.

When I told friend Frank he was as much overjoyed as I was. I suggested

writing at once to Ireland and making the tidings known.

"A letter, Gordon," said my friend emphatically, "will not meet the

requirements of the case. Let us telegraph. Let us wire, thus--`_Sable

has barked_.'"

The good dog's former master was much pleased at the receipt of the

information.

"She will do now," he wrote; "and I'm quite easy in my mind about her."

Now all this may appear very trivial to some of my readers, but there

really was for a time, a probability that Sable would die of sheer

grief, as, poor dog, she eventually succumbed to consumption.

We were, if possible, kinder to Sable, or Aileen Aroon, as she was now

called, than ever. She became the constant companion of all our walks

and rambles, and developed more and more excellences every week.

Without being what might be called brilliant, Aileen was clever and most

teachable. She never had been a trained or educated dog. Theodore Nero

had, and whether he took pity on his wife's ignorance or not, I cannot

say, but he taught her a very great deal she never knew anything about

before.

Here is a proof that Aileen's reasoning powers were of no mean order.

When Master Nero wanted a tit-bit he was in the habit of making a bow

for it. The bow consisted in a graceful inclination or lowering of the

chest and head between the outstretched fore-paws. Well, Aileen was not

long in perceiving that the performing of this little ceremony always

procured for her husband a morsel of something nice to eat, that "To

boo, and to boo, and to boo," was the best of policies.

She therefore took to it without any tuition, and to see those "twa

dogs," standing in front of me when a biscuit or two were on the board,

and booing, and booing, and booing, was a sight to have made a

dray-horse smile.

I am sure that Nero soon grew exceedingly fond of his new companion, and

she of him in her quiet way.

I may state here parenthetically, that Master Nero had had a companion

before Aileen. His previous experience of the married state, however,

had not been a happy one. His wife, "Bessie" to name, had taken to

habits of intemperance. She had been used to one glass of beer a day

before she came to me, and it was thought it might injure her to stop

it. If she had kept to this, it would not have mattered, but she used

to run away in the evenings, and go to a public-house, where she would

always find people willing to treat her for the mere curiosity of seeing

a dog drink. When she came home she was not always so steady as she

might be, but foolishly affectionate. She would sit down by me and

insist upon shaking hands about fifteen times every minute, or she would

annoy Nero by pawing him till he growled at her, and told her, or seemed

to tell her, she ought to be ashamed of herself for being in the state

she was. She was very fat, and after drinking beer used to take Nero's

bed from him and sleep on her back snoring, much to his disgust. This

dog was afterwards sold to Mr Montgomery, of Oxford, who stopped her

allowance for some months, after which she would neither look at ale nor

gin-and-water, of which latter she used to be passionately fond.

Aileen and Nero used to be coupled together in the street with a short

chain attached to their collars. But not always; they used to walk

together jowl to jowl, whether they were coupled or not, and these two

splendid black dogs were the wonder and admiration of all who beheld

them. Whatever one did the other did, they worked in couple. When I

gave my stick to Nero to carry, Aileen must have one end of it. When we

went shopping they carried the stick thus between them, with a bag or

basket slung between, and their steadiness could be depended on.

They used to spring into the river or into the sea from a boat both

together, and both together bring out whatever was thrown to them.

Their immense heads above the water both in friendly juxta-position,

were very pretty to look at.

They were in the habit of hunting rats or rabbits in couples, one going

up one side of the hedge, the other along the other side.

I am sorry to say they used at times, for the mere fun of the thing, and

out of no real spirit of ill-nature, to hunt horses as well as rabbits,

one at one side of the horse the other at the other, and likewise

bicyclists; this was great fun for the dogs, but the bicyclists looked

at the matter from quite another point of view. But I never managed to

break them altogether of these evil habits.

It has often seemed to me surprising how one dog will encourage another

in doing mischief. A few dogs together will conceive and execute deeds

of daring, that an animal by himself would never even dream of

attempting.

As I travelled a good deal by train at that time, and always took my two

dogs with me, it was more convenient to go into the guard's van with my

pets, than take a first or second class carriage by storm. I shall

never forget being put one day with the two dogs into a large almost

empty van. It was almost empty, but not quite. There was a ram tied up

at the far end of it.

Now if this ram had chosen to behave himself, as a ram in respectable

society ought to, it would have saved me a deal of trouble, and the ram

some danger. But no sooner had the train started than the obstreperous

brute began to bob his head and stamp his feet at me and my companions

in the most ominous way.

Luckily the dogs were coupled; I could thus more easily command them.

But no sooner had the ram begun to stamp and bob, than both dogs

commenced to growl, and wanted to fly straight at him. "Let us kill

that insolent ram," said Nero, "who dares to stamp and nod at us."

"Yes," cried Aileen, "happy thought! let us kill him."

I was ten minutes in that van before the train pulled up, ten minutes

during which I had to exercise all the tact of a great general in order

to keep the peace. Had the ram, who was just as eager for the fray as

the dogs, succeeded in breaking his fastenings, hostilities would have

commenced instantly, and I would have been powerless.

By good luck the train stopped in time to prevent a catastrophe, and we

got out, but for nearly a week, as a result of my struggle with the

dogs, I ached all over and felt as limp as a stranded jelly-fish.

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