PROLOGISTIC.

Scene: A lofty pine wood, from which can be caught distant glimpses of

the valley of the Thames. "Aileen Aroon," a noble Newfoundland, has

thrown herself down by her master's side. All the other dogs at play in

the wood.

Aileen's master (_speaks_): "And so you have come and laid yourself down

beside me, Aileen, and left your playmates every one? left your

playmates roaming about among the trees, while you stay here by me?

"Yes, you may put your head on my knee, dear, honest Aileen, or your

chin at all events, for you yourself, old girl, have no idea of the

weight of your whole head. No, Aileen, thank you, not a paw as well;

you are really attempting now to take the advantage of my good nature.

So be content, `Sable' [Note 1]--my good, old, silly, simple Sable.

There, I smooth your bonnie brow to show you that the words `old' and

`silly' are truly terms of endearment, and meant neither as a scoff at

your age, nor to throw disparagement upon the amount or quality of your

intellect. Intellect? Who could glance for a single moment at that

splendid head of yours, my Aileen, and doubt it to be the seat of a

wisdom almost human, and of a benevolence that might easily put many of

our poor fallen race to shame. And so I smooth your bonnie brow thus,

and thus. But now, let us understand each other, Aileen. We must have

done with endearments for a little time. For beautiful though the day

be, blue the sky, and bright the sunshine, I really have come out here

to the quiet woods to work. It is for that very purpose I have seated

myself beneath this great tree, the branches of which are close and

thick enough to defend us against yonder shower, that comes floating up

the valley of the Thames, if indeed it can ever reach this height, my

Sable.

"No noisy school children, no village cries to disturb and distract one

here, and scatter his half-formed ideas to the winds, or banish his best

thoughts to the shades of oblivion. Everything is still around us,

everything is natural; the twittering of the birds, the dreamy hum of

insect life, the sweet breath of the fir-trees, combine to calm the mind

and conduce to thought.

"Why do I not come and romp and play? you ask. I cannot explain to you

why. There _are_ some things, Aileen, that even the vast intellect of a

Newfoundland cannot comprehend; the electric telegraph, for instance,

the telephone, and why a man must work. You do not doubt the existence

of what you do not understand, however, my simple Sable. We poor mortal

men do. What a thing faith is even in a Newfoundland!

"No, Sable, I must work. Here look, is proof of the fifteenth chapter

of my serial tale, copy of the sixteenth must go to town with that. In

this life, Aileen, one must keep ahead of the printer. This is all

Greek to you, is it? Well then, for just one minute I will talk to you

in language that you do understand.

"There, you know what I mean, don't you, when I fondle your ear, and

smooth it and spread it over my note-book? What a great ear it is,

Aileen! No, I positively refuse to have that paw on my knee in addition

to your head. Don't be offended, I know you love me. There, put back

that foot on the grass.

"Yes, Aileen, it _was_ very good of you, I admit, to leave your fan and

your romps, and come and lay your dear kindly head on my lap. The other

dogs prefer to play. Even `Theodore Nero,' your husband, is tumbling on

the ground on that broad back of his, with his four immense legs

pointing skywards, and his whole body convulsed with merriment. The

three collies are in chase of a hare, the occasional excited yelp that

is borne along on the breeze can tell us that; we pray they may not meet

the keeper. The Dandie Dinmont is hidden away in the dark depths of a

rabbit burrow, and the two wiry wee Scotch terriers are eagerly watching

the hole 'gainst the rabbit bolts.

"Fun and romps did I say, Aileen? Alas! dear doggie, these are hardly

the words to apply to your little games, for you seldom play or romp

with much heart, greatly though it rejoices me to see you lively. You

seldom play with much heart, mavourneen, and when you do play, you seem

but to play to please me and you tire all too soon. I know you have a

deep sorrow at your heart, for you lost your former master, Aileen, and

you are not likely to forget him. There always is a sad look in those

hazel eyes of yours, and forgive me for mentioning it, but you are

turning very grey around the lips. Your bright saucy-eyed husband

yonder is three years older than you, Sable, and he isn't grey. But,

Aileen, I know something that you don't know, poor pet, for I'm very

learned compared to you. The seeds of that terrible disease, phthisis,

are in your blood, I fear, and will one day take you from me, and I'll

have to sit and write under this tree--alone. I'm talking Greek again,

am I? It is as well, Aileen, it should be Greek to you. Why do my eyes

get a trifle moist, you seem to ask me. Never mind. There! the sad

thoughts have all flown away for a time, but, my dear, loving dog, when

you have gone to sleep at last and for ever, I'll find a quiet corner to

lay your bones in, and--I'll write your story. Yes, I promise you that,

and it is more than any one will ever do for me, Aileen.

"Don't sigh like that. You have a habit of sighing, you tell me. Very

well, so be it, but I thought at first that it was the wind soughing

through this old pine-tree of ours. Yes, _ours_--yours and mine,

Aileen. Now, _do_ let me work. See, I'll put my note-book close to

your great nose, and your chin shall touch my left hand; you can lie so

and gaze all the time in my face. That will help me materially. But

by-and-by you'll fall asleep and dream, and I'll have to wake you,

because you'll be giving vent to a whole series of little

ventriloquistic barks and sobs and sighs, and I will not know whether

you are in pain or whether your mind is but reverting to--

"`Visions of the chase,

Of wild wolves howling over hills of snow,

Slain by your stalwart fathers, long ago.'"

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Note 1. The subject of this memoir was called `Sable' before she came

into my possession. She is well remembered by all lovers of the true

Newfoundland, as Sable One of the show benches, and was generally

admitted to be the largest and most handsome of her breed and sex ever

exhibited.--The Author.

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