XV. THE DISMAL SCIENCE

Every man, as the Psalmist says, to his own poison, or poisons, as the

case may be. One of mine, following hard after theology, is political

economy. What! Political economy, that dismal science? Well, why not?

Its dismalness is largely a delusion, due to the fact that its chief

ornaments, at least in our own day, are university professors. The

professor must be an obscurantist or he is nothing; he has a special

and unmatchable talent for dullness; his central aim is not to expose

the truth clearly, but to exhibit his profundity, his esotericity—in

brief, to stagger sophomores and other professors. The notion that

German is a gnarled and unintelligible language arises out of the

circumstance that it is so much written by professors. It took a rebel

member of the clan, swinging to the antipodes in his unearthly treason,

to prove its explicitness, its resiliency, it downright beauty.

But Nietzsches are few, and so German remains soggy, and political

economy continues to be swathed in dullness. As I say, however, that

dullness is only superficial. There is no more engrossing book in the

English language than Adam Smith’s “The Wealth of Nations”; surely the

eighteenth century produced nothing that can be read with greater ease

to-day. Nor is there any inherent reason why even the most technical

divisions of its subject should have gathered cobwebs with the passing

of the years. Taxation, for example, is eternally lively; it concerns

ninetenths of us more directly than either smallpox or golf, and has

just as much drama in it; moreover, it has been mellowed and made gay

by as many gaudy, preposterous theories. As for foreign exchange, it is

almost as romantic as young love, and quite as resistent to formulæ.

Do the professors make an autopsy of it? Then read the occasional

treatises of some professor of it who is not a professor, say, Garet

Garrett or John Moody.

Unluckily, Garretts and Moodys are almost as rare as Nietzsches,

and so the amateur of such things must be content to wrestle with

the professors, seeking the violet of human interest beneath the

avalanche of their graceless parts of speech. A hard business, I

daresay, to one not practiced, and to its hardness there is added

the disquiet of a doubt. That doubt does not concern itself with the

doctrine preached, at least not directly. There may be in it nothing

intrinsically dubious; on the contrary, it may appear as sound as the

binomial theorem, as well supported as the dogma of infant damnation.

But all the time a troubling question keeps afloat in the air, and

that is briefly this: What would happen to the learned professors if

they took the other side? In other words, to what extent is political

economy, as professors expound and practice it, a free science, in

the sense that mathematics and physiology are free sciences? At what

place, if any, is speculation pulled up by a rule that beyond lies

treason, anarchy and disaster? These questions, I hope I need not add,

are not inspired by any heterodoxy in my own black heart. I am, in

many fields, a flouter of the accepted revelation and hence immoral,

but the field of economics is not one of them. Here, indeed, I know

of no man who is more orthodox than I am. I believe that the present

organization of society, as bad as it is, is better than any other

that has ever been proposed. I reject all the sure cures in current

agitation, from government ownership to the single tax. I am in favor

of free competition in all human enterprises, and to the utmost limit.

I admire successful scoundrels, and shrink from Socialists as I

shrink from Methodists. But all the same, the aforesaid doubt pursues

me when I plow through the solemn disproofs and expositions of the

learned professors of economics, and that doubt will not down. It is

not logical or evidential, but purely psychological. And what it is

grounded on is an unshakable belief that no man’s opinion is worth a

hoot, however well supported and maintained, so long as he is not

absolutely free, if the spirit moves him, to support and maintain

the exactly contrary opinion. In brief, human reason is a weak and

paltry thing so long as it is not wholly free reason. The fact lies in

its very nature, and is revealed by its entire history. A man may be

perfectly honest in a contention, and he may be astute and persuasive

in maintaining it, but the moment the slightest compulsion to maintain

it is laid upon him, the moment the slightest external reward goes with

his partisanship or the slightest penalty with its abandonment, then

there appears a defect in his ratiocination that is more deep-seated

than any error in fact and more destructive than any conscious and

deliberate bias. He may seek the truth and the truth only, and bring up

his highest talents and diligence to the business, but always there is

a specter behind his chair, a warning in his ear. Always it is safer

and more hygienic for him to think one way than to think another way,

and in that bald fact there is excuse enough to hold his whole chain of

syllogisms in suspicion. He may be earnest, he may be honest, but he is

not free, and if he is not free, he is not anything.

Well, are the reverend professors of economics free? With the highest

respect, I presume to question it. Their colleagues of archeology may

be reasonably called free, and their colleagues of bacteriology,

and those of Latin grammar and sidereal astronomy, and those of many

another science and mystery, but when one comes to the faculty of

political economy one finds that freedom as plainly conditioned, though

perhaps not as openly, as in the faculty of theology. And for a plain

reason. Political economy, so to speak, hits the employers of the

professors where they live. It deals, not with ideas that affect those

employers only occasionally or only indirectly or only as ideas, but

with ideas that have an imminent and continuous influence upon their

personal welfare and security, and that affect profoundly the very

foundations of that social and economic structure upon which their

whole existence is based. It is, in brief, the science of the ways and

means whereby they have come to such estate, and maintain themselves

in such estate, that they are able to hire and boss professors. It

is the boat in which they sail down perilous waters—and they must

needs yell, or be more or less than human, when it is rocked. Now

and then that yell duly resounds in the groves of learning. One

remembers, for example, the trial, condemnation and execution of Prof.

Dr. Scott Nearing at the University of Pennsylvania, a seminary that

is highly typical, both in its staff and in its control. Nearing, I

have no doubt, was wrong in his notions—honestly, perhaps, but still

wrong. In so far as I heard them stated at the time, they seemed

to me to be hollow and of no validity. He has since discharged them

from the chautauquan stump, and at the usual hinds. They have been

chiefly accepted and celebrated by men I regard as asses. But Nearing

was not thrown out of the University of Pennsylvania, angrily and

ignominiously, because he was honestly wrong, or because his errors

made him incompetent to prepare sophomores for their examinations; he

was thrown out because his efforts to get at the truth disturbed the

security and equanimity of the rich ignoranti who happened to control

the university, and because the academic slaves and satellites of

these shopmen were restive under his competition for the attention of

the student-body. In three words, he was thrown out because he was

not safe and sane and orthodox. Had his aberration gone in the other

direction, had he defended child labor as ardently as he denounced it

and denounced the minimum wage as ardently as he defended it, then he

would have been quite as secure in his post, for all his cavorting in

the newspapers, as Chancellor Day was at Syracuse.

Now consider the case of the professors of economics, near and far,

who have _not_ been thrown out. Who will say that the lesson of the

Nearing _débâcle_ has been lost upon them? Who will say that the

potency of the wealthy men who command our universities—or most of

them—has not stuck in their minds? And who will say that, with this

sticking remembered, their arguments against Nearing’s so-called ideas

are as worthy of confidence and respect as they would be if they were

quite free to go over to Nearing’s side without damage? Who, indeed,

will give them full credit, even when they are right, so long as they

are hamstrung, nose-ringed and tied up in gilded pens? It seems to

me that these considerations are enough to cast a glow of suspicion

over the whole of American political economy, at least in so far

as it comes from college economists. And, in the main, it has that

source, for, barring a few brilliant journalists, all our economists

of any repute are professors. Many of them are able men, and most of

them are undoubtedly honest men, as honesty goes in the world, but

over practically every one of them there stands a board of trustees

with its legs in the stock market and its eyes on the established

order, and that board is ever alert for heresy in the science of its

being, and has ready means of punishing it, and a hearty enthusiasm

for the business. Not every professor, perhaps, may be sent straight

to the block, as Nearing was, but there are plenty of pillories and

guardhouses on the way, and every last pedagogue must be well aware of

it.

Political economy, in so far as it is a science at all, was not pumped

up and embellished by any such academic clients and ticket-of-leave

men. It was put on its legs by inquirers who were not only safe

from all dousing in the campus pump, but who were also free from

the mental timorousness and conformity which go inevitably with

school-teaching—in brief, by men of the world, accustomed to its

free air, its hospitality to originality and plain speaking. Adam

Smith, true enough, was once a professor, but he threw up his chair

to go to Paris, and there he met, not more professors, but all the

current enemies of professors—the Nearings and Henry Georges and Karl

Marxes of the time. And the book that he wrote was not orthodox, but

revolutionary. Consider the others of that bulk and beam: Bentham,

Ricardo, Mill and their like. Bentham held no post at the mercy of

bankers and tripe-sellers; he was a man of independent means, a lawyer

and politician, and a heretic in general practice. It is impossible

to imagine such a man occupying a chair at Harvard or Princeton. He

had a hand in too many pies: he was too rebellious and contumacious:

he had too little respect for authority, either academic or worldly.

Moreover, his mind was too wide for a professor; he could never remain

safely in a groove; the whole field of social organization invited his

inquiries and experiments. Ricardo? Another man of easy means and great

worldly experience—by academic standards, not even educated. To-day,

I daresay, such meager diplomas as he could show would not suffice to

get him an instructor’s berth in a fresh-water seminary in Iowa. As

for Mill, he was so well grounded by his father that he knew more, at

eighteen, than any of the universities could teach him, and his life

thereafter was the exact antithesis of that of a cloistered pedagogue.

Moreover, he was a heretic in religion and probably violated the Mann

act of those days—an offense almost as heinous, in a college professor

of economics, as giving three cheers for Prince Kropotkin.

I might lengthen the list, but humanely refrain. The point is that

these early English economists were all perfectly free men, with

complete liberty to tell the truth as they saw it, regardless of

its orthodoxy or lack of orthodoxy. I do not say that the typical

American economist of to-day is not as honest, nor even that he

is not as diligent and competent, but I do say that he is not as

free—that penalties would come upon him for stating ideas that Smith

or Ricardo or Bentham or Mill, had he so desired, would have been free

to state without damage. And in that menace there is an ineradicable

criticism of the ideas that he does state, and it lingers even when

they are plausible and are accepted. In France and Germany, where the

universities and colleges are controlled by the state, the practical

effect of such pressure has been frequently demonstrated. In the former

country the violent debate over social and economic problems during

the quarter century before the war produced a long list of professors

cashiered for heterodoxy, headed by the names of Jean Jaurès and

Gustave Hervé. In Germany it needed no Nietzsche to point out the

deadening produced by this state control. Germany, in fact, got out

of it an entirely new species of economist—the state Socialist who

flirted with radicalism with one eye and kept the other upon his chair,

his salary and his pension.

The Nearing case and the rebellions of various pedagogues elsewhere

show that we in America stand within the shadow of a somewhat similar

danger. In economics, as in the other sciences, we are probably

producing men who are as good as those on view in any other country.

They are not to be surpassed for learning and originality, and there is

no reason to believe that they lack honesty and courage. But honesty

and courage, as men go in the world, are after all merely relative

values. There comes a point at which even the most honest man considers

consequences, and even the most courageous looks before he leaps. The

difficulty lies in establishing the position of that point. So long as

it is in doubt, there will remain, too, the other doubt that I have

described. I rise in meeting, I repeat, not as a radical, but as one of

the most hunkerous of the orthodox. I can imagine nothing more dubious

in fact and wobbly in logic than some of the doctrines that amateur

economists, chiefly Socialists, have set afloat in this country during

the past dozen years. I have even gone to the trouble of writing a book

against them; my convictions and instincts are all on the other side.

But I should be a great deal more comfortable in those convictions and

instincts if I were convinced that the learned professors were really

in full and absolute possession of academic freedom—if I could imagine

them taking the other tack now and then without damnation to their

jobs, their lecture dates, their book sales and their hides.

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