And now it is time to confess (and yet I know that thy conjectures are
aforehand with my exposition) that this Captain Tomlinson, who is so
great a favourite with my charmer, and who takes so much delight in
healing breaches, and reconciling differences, is neither a greater man
nor a less than honest Patrick M'Donald, attended by a discarded footman
of his own finding out.
Thou knowest what a various-lifed rascal he is; and to what better hopes
born and educated. But that ingenious knack of forgery, for which he was
expelled the Dublin-University, and a detection since in evidenceship,
have been his ruin. For these have thrown him from one country to
another; and at last, into the way of life, which would make him a fit
husband for Miss Howe's Townsend with her contrabands. He is, thou
knowest, admirably qualified for any enterprize that requires adroitness
and solemnity. And can there, after all, be a higher piece of justice,
than to keep one smuggler in readiness to play against another?
'Well, but, Lovelace, (methinks thou questionest,) how camest thou to
venture upon such a contrivance as this, when, as thou hast told me, the
Lady used to be a month at a time at this uncle's; and must therefore, in
all probability, know, that there was not a Captain Tomlinson in all the
neighbourhood, at least no one of the name so intimate with him as this
man pretends to be?'
This objection, Jack, is so natural a one, that I could not help
observing to my charmer, that she must surely have heard her uncle speak
of this gentleman. No, she said, she never had. Besides she had not
been at her uncle Harlowe's for near ten months [this I had heard from
her before]: and there were several gentlemen who used the same green,
whom she knew not.
We are all very ready, thou knowest, to believe what she likes.
And what was the reason, thinkest thou, that she had not been of so long
a time at this uncle's?--Why, this old sinner, who imagines himself
entitled to call me to account for my freedoms with the sex, has lately
fallen into familiarities, as it is suspected, with his housekeeper; who
assumes airs upon it.--A cursed deluding sex!--In youth, middle age, or
dotage, they take us all in.
Dost thou not see, however, that this housekeeper knows nothing, nor is
to know any thing, of the treaty of reconciliation designed to be set on
foot; and therefore the uncle always comes to the Captain, the Captain
goes not to the uncle? And this I surmised to the lady. And then it was
a natural suggestion, that the Captain was the rather applied to, as he
is a stranger to the rest of the family--Need I tell thee the meaning of
all this?
But this intrigue of the antient is a piece of private history, the truth
of which my beloved cares not to own, and indeed affects to disbelieve:
as she does also some puisny gallantries of her foolish brother; which,
by way of recrimination, I have hinted at, without naming my informant in
their family.
'Well but, methinks, thou questionest again, Is it not probable that Miss
Howe will make inquiry after such a man as Tomlinson?--And when she
cannot--'
I know what thou wouldst say--but I have no doubt, that Wilson will be so
good, if I desire it, as to give into my own hands any letter that may be
brought by Collins to his house, for a week to come. And now I hope thou
art satisfied.