CHAPTER XXIV

TRYING TO LIVE BY MY PEN

As I have said, my friends and acquaintances in New York were

comparatively few at the start. As I hark back over the beginning year

in that city I do not believe that I knew intimately more than six men,

and they, like myself, were also beginners so far as New York was

concerned. Strangely enough nearly every one of us came from somewhere

in the West, a fact which leads me to ask whether in such a city as New

York Westerners, Southerners and Easterners do not inevitably drift

together through some strange law? Certainly that little coterie of

young men of which I had the honor to be a part, came together, for

better or for worse, unannounced, not caring whom they met and yet

pushed on by circumstances to band together as Westerners.

We were called the Griffou push. Nearly every member of this

organization was a writer of some kind, or intended to be. Perhaps I was

the first of the original intimates in this little gathering to take up

residence at the Griffou Hotel in Ninth Street, which for several years

was our regular rendezvous and from which we got our corporate

appellation. I began to live there almost immediately after my

preliminary work for the Pennsylvania Company. There was something

quaintly foreign about the place at that time that satisfied my soul,

and it was located in the Washington Square neighborhood, which will

never be outdone in my affections by any other in New York. Although I

have lived all over the city, somehow on leaving the ferry, coming back

to New York on a journey, my steps naturally turn toward lodgings near

the Washington arch. I think that several of the other young men have

always felt likewise about this locality. Anyhow, here I began my fight

for a place in the city's business. I have said that we were writers, or

rather aspirants for distinction, as such. Why all of us should have

picked out this activity as the one in which we thought we could do best

I can hardly explain. That we were overweaningly literary on first

coming together does not seem to me to be the case. One or two had

written what were called academic essays at the time, but none, I think,

had done much money-making writing. For some reason--perhaps it looked

like the easiest thing to do--we all threw our lot in with that army of

men and women in New York who try to make their living with their pens.

I tried first for a position as a police reporter. I thought that if my

experience and training had prepared me to write about anything in a big

city they had fitted me for reportorial work as an observer in police

and criminal circles. My ambition in this direction came to nothing. I

honestly tried for the position in question on several newspapers, but

the editors did not see their way clear to be enthusiastic about my

ability. For several years after starting out in New York I continued to

annoy editors with my notions on their police reporting, but without

avail. As I had once been ambitious to be foreign correspondent, and

thought that with perseverance I could fill the bill, so, during the

years that I begged to be made a police reporter, another disappointment

and chagrin had to be jotted down in my notebook. Perhaps it is just as

well now that I did not succeed in my efforts with the editors along

these lines. But whether this be so or not I propose here, in what is my

own book and nobody else's, to give a short outline of what I believe

police reporting could be developed into if undertaken seriously.

In late years I have become convinced that that daily newspaper which

will keep a careful record of criminal goings on in this country--not

locally, but taking in all of the country that it can cover--doing this

day after day conscientiously, presenting to the public the criminal

facts about ourselves as we make them--will be doing a work which will

make its police reporting invaluable and will earn for it the grateful

thanks of all students of crime.

In a way I have in mind for a daily record of the nation's crime, the

presentation of our annual crime as found in the Chicago _Tribune_ when

it makes up our debit and credit account along these lines. It seems to

me perfectly feasible for a newspaper to gather the daily news in the

criminal world, so far as it should be given to the public, in as

interesting and as useful a way as that of the _Tribune_ and certain

other newspapers. I firmly believe that it would do good for us to see

ourselves just as we are in the criminal looking-glass every morning of

the year, not excepting Sundays. Statistics, quiet accounts of crimes

committed, anecdotes, illustrative incidents proving no theories, but

merely making graphic the volume of crime in our midst and its

intensity--all these factors would probably have to come into the scheme

I have in mind. The essential factor, however, must be that inexorable

display of our criminality as a people. There is no gainsaying the fact

that we are all ready, or are soon going to be, if jail and court

records tell the truth, the most criminally minded nation on earth. This

is not a pleasant fact or prospect. The function of the police reporter,

as I understand it, should be to keep this forlorn state of affairs ever

present in our minds until we wake up and say that this can no longer

be. Such a man, if he does his work well, is deserving of as high a

salary as his managing editor. High crime in the United States is one of

the most appalling problems staring us in the face and demanding a

solution. The description of it, its awful significance, its menacing

proportions--these things are not yet treated daily, as they ought to

be, by any newspaper known to me.

To all this there are those who will reply: "But our children read the

newspapers, our mothers, wives and sisters read them. Why increase the

criminal copy in the papers which must go into our homes? Why not

suppress as much as possible all reference to what is criminal and

sinful?"

My reply to these queries is that crime has become such a part of our

national character that it is high time that we have a criminal

thermometer indicating to us honestly and fairly our criminal

feverishness. The police reporter as here considered may be likened unto

the orderly in our hospitals, who puts a thermometer somewhere in or

about us and attempts to determine our physical temperature. The orderly

comes to us regularly, according to the physician's orders throughout

the day; and at night, or on the following morning, the attending

physician receives an accurate report of how our pulse has beaten for

twelve or twenty-four hours, as the case may be.

I throw out the suggestion that our well-trained police reporter

acquainted with police conditions and police departments, should be able

to tell us every night and morning how we are getting along as criminals

and as citizens of the republic, with our welfare at heart.

But to return to the Griffou push and to those early years of struggle

with editors and what-not. Perhaps the finest sensation I experienced

during those years was found in weekly trips to Park Row, usually to the

_Sun_ office, where I handed in my bill for space and collected such

money as was due me. I shall never forget how proud I was one Saturday,

when, with seventeen dollars' space money in my inside pocket, I

strolled back to Ninth Street, through the Bowery--or the Lane, as

"Chuck" Conners prefers to call it. I remember passing a dime museum.

That old boyish fever to see the animals and the wheels go round came

over me. It is impossible to tell now how much the visit to this

miraculous institution cost me. I do recall, however, that on arriving

later on at the haunt of the Griffou push my seventeen dollars were in a

strangely dilapidated state. I have never seen several of them since

this experience, but on looking back upon it I cannot say that I regret

their loss. To be able on a Saturday night to foregather with the push

and tell a story about how you had been "done" in the Lane or elsewhere

caused much merriment, and I think healthy criticism. As beginners in

the great city, as stragglers fighting to make our way, as men who knew

that the years were passing by altogether too rapidly--who does not feel

this way, say after thirty?--we were decidedly critical of one another,

and were very prone to tell an alleged delinquent member of our company

what we thought he ought to do to make a success of himself. But, after

all, we were youngsters in spirit and temperament, and were far more

given to laughing at our gatherings than to moping or solemnizing.

It hardly seems fair for me to mention here the names of the others in

this aggregation, although I would be inclined to say only friendly

things of them. Our original four, as the Griffou push was constituted

as far as I am concerned, have remained staunch friends, if not boys, to

this day. Later the push developed into a larger collection of men, and

I am sorry to say that some of these newcomers have passed on into

another world.

The men that I began with I will call Hutch, Alfred and Morey. Morey now

owns an automobile, and, when I send him copy, is in a powerful

position to turn said copy down. Hutch is writing books, and every now

and then writes us how glad he is that the days of the push are no more

and that he can bask under the Italian sun in his own righteousness.

Alfred has become a literary philosopher and thinks that beginning in

New York, as we did, looks better at a distance.

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