THE PROFESSOR ON THE LINKS

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“The problem of the golf ball’s flight is one of very serious

difficulty.” That is what was said to a gathering of savants by

Professor Peter Guthrie Tait, one of the most brilliant scientists of

the latter part of the last century, and the only man who has probed

deeply into the real science of the game of golf. He was a wonderful man

in many respects. He applied his marvellous scientific knowledge and

powers of investigation to everything that came his way. One day he

would be extracting cube roots from the most unsuspected quarters, and

another he would be analysing the character and formation of the ripples

on the surface of a viscous liquid. A few flourishes of the knife

of science, a sharp explosion with one of his specially prepared

_formulæ_--consisting of the most wonderful combinations of the ν’s, the

γ’s, the τ’s, and the φ’s--and the common but stubborn thing of everyday

life was made to yield up its innermost secrets, so that thenceforward

it was regarded in a quite different way from that which it had been in

the past.

Nothing was sacred from the application of the Professor’s science, and

golf was not; but to the credit of the game be it said that some of its

scientific problems baffled this great man of science as nothing else

that he had ever tackled before so seriously had done. He spent weeks,

months, and even years, in occasional periods, upon it; he employed the

most intelligent men of science with marvellous powers of reckoning as

his assistants, he bombarded the game with the most terrible _formulæ_

that even he had ever invented; but golf still held the upper hand and

retained some of its secrets, while it often smiled derisively at the

Professor when it had sent him a long way along a false path. The

Professor would not give up. He returned always to the attack, and golf

and he came to closer grips. He did, indeed, obtain many wonderful

secrets from its possession, and he found out more about it--all of it

very wonderful and very interesting--than any man had ever done before,

or possibly ever will do again. Now and again he told his learned

brethren of the difficult nature of the task that he had entered on.

Before he died he had found out most things, but golf still held some

secrets from him.

Many of the things that he knew, and the way in which he found them out,

were never published to the golfing world. He issued one or two papers

of a quite popular character, and very elementary; but they did not

contain a tithe of what he had discovered or say how he had discovered

it. Here we will try to tell the golfer a little of what the Professor

found out about the things that happen when the ball is driven from the

tee. They will interest him, and perhaps cause him some surprise. Only

those conclusions will be given which he proved beyond question, and the

truth of them must generally be taken for granted, as it may be safely,

since the professor’s lines of study would take a volume to expound

with any lucidity, and even then a considerable scientific knowledge on

the part of the reader would first of all be necessary.

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