CHAPTER XXXIII.

THE "COUP DE GRACE" TO ABOLITION.

The Abolitionists are all willing to admit that free society has utterly

failed in Europe, but will assign two reasons for that failure--"Excess

of population, and want of equality and liberty."

Were the population of England doubled, the labor required to support

that population would be lessened, could all labor and expenses be

supported alike; because the association and division of labor might be

rendered more perfect, and the expenses of a single family, or single

individual, might be divided among and borne by many. The Socialists and

Abolitionists understand this. When one family has to support its own

school, its own mill, its own mechanics, its own doctor, parson, &c.,

living is expensive; but where these and other expenses are divided

among many, living becomes cheap; hence it is far less laborious to live

in a densely settled country than in a sparsely settled one, if labor

and expenses can be equally divided. The soil of England will readily

support double its population, if its products be not wasted in luxury,

in feeding deer, and game, and horses. England has not attained that

density of population which enables men to live by the least amount of

labor. Her laboring population has been thinned and labor rendered

dearer and scarcer, by emigration, of late years, to America, California

and Australia--yet, in the winter of 1854, there was a general outbreak

and riot of her operatives, because a fall in prices occasioned a large

number of her factories to stop work, and turn their hands out of

employment. This happens every day in free society, from the bankruptcy

of employers, or from the glut of markets and fall of prices. We will

add, that a meeting of the working men of New York, in the Park,

asserted that there were 50,000 working men and women, in that city, out

of employment last winter.

The competitive system (so injurious to the laboring class) is carried

out with less exception or restriction in America than in Europe. Hence,

considering the sparseness of our population, the laboring class are

worse off in New York, Philadelphia and Boston, than in London,

Manchester or Paris. And this begets more Socialists in the higher

classes, and more mobs, riots and trade-unions, with the laborers, than

in Europe.

Finally, if it be excess of numbers, or want of liberty, that occasions

the failure of free society, why are our Abolitionists and Socialists

so hot and so active in upsetting and re-organizing society? They have

pronounced, with entire unanimity, that free society is intolerable,

whether a country be densely or sparsely settled.

The Abolitionists boast, that lands are dearer and labor cheaper in free

than in slave society. Either proposition contains the admission that

free laborers work more for others and less for themselves than

slaves--in effect, that they are less free than slaves. The profits of

land are what the land-owner appropriates of the results of work of the

laborer. Where he appropriates most, and leaves the laborer least, there

lands are dearest, labor cheapest, and laborers least free. In Europe,

lands sell much higher than at the North; hence, laborers are less free

in fact than at the North. In the North they sell higher than in the

South, because the slaves consume more of the results of their own labor

than laborers at the North, and leave less profit to the land-owner. The

high price of land is, in the general, an unerring indication of the

poverty and actual slavery of the laboring class. Its low price, equally

proves that the laborers, whether called slaves or freemen, work more

for themselves, and less for the land-owners, than where lands are dear.

In settled countries, where all the lands are appropriated, this theory

is undeniable and irrefutable.

As this is a short chapter, we take the opportunity to apologize and

account for our discursive, immethodical and unartistic manner.

In the first place, the character of the enemy we have to contend with

prevents anything like regular warfare. They are divided into hundreds

of little guerrilla bands of isms, each having its peculiar partizan

tactics, and we are compelled to vary our mode of attack from regular

cannonade to bush-fighting, to suit the occasion.

Again, we practiced as a jury lawyer for twenty-five years, and thereby

acquired an inveterate habit of cumulation and iteration, and of various

argument and illustration. But, at the same time, we learned how "to

make out our case," and to know when it is "made out." The lawyer who

observed the Unities in an argument before a jury would be sure to lose

his cause; and now the world is our jury, who are going to bring in a

verdict against free society of "guilty."

We admire not the pellucid rivulet, that murmurs and meanders, in

cramped and artificial current, through the park and gardens of the

nobleman; but we do admire the flooded and swollen Mississippi, whose

turbid waters, in their majestic course, sweep along upon their bosom,

with equal composure, the occupants of the hen-roost and the poultry

yard, the flocks, the herds, the crops, the uprooted forest, and the

residences of man. The Exhaustive, not the Artistic, is what we would

aspire to. And yet, the Exhaustive may be the highest art of argument.

The best mode, we think, of writing, is that in which facts, and

argument, and rhetoric, and wit, and sarcasm, succeed each other with

rapid iteration.

Intonuere poli, et crebris micat ignibus aether!

Again, Artistic execution is un-English. It neither suits their minds

nor their tastes. Discursiveness and prurient exuberancy of thought and

suggestion, they often possess, but always fail when they attempt a

literary or other work of Art. Indeed, we have a strong suspicion that

Art went out of the world about the time the Baconian Philosophy came

in.

A continuous argument, without pause or break, on a subject profoundly

metaphysical, equally fatigues the writer and the reader. Nobody likes

it, and very few read it. "Desipere in loco" is not only a very

agreeable maxim to the author, but a very wise and prudent one.

Lastly. Like Porthos, when "we have an idea," we are at once seized with

a feverish anxiety to communicate it, and we think it better to break in

on the regular thread of our discourse, and do so at once, than to spoil

our whole discourse by having our minds occupied with two subjects at a

time.

Another idea strikes us. As yet we hardly aspire to the dignity of

authorship. We indulge in abandon, because, as a writer, we have no

reputation to jeopard or to lose. But, should this book take, we will

mount the antithetical stilts of auctorial dignity--write a book as

stale and dry as "the remainder biscuit after a long voyage," and as

free from originality, wit, thought or suggestiveness, as the Queen's

Speech, the President's Message, or a debate in the United States

Senate. We do not as yet bore the world with "respectable stupidity,"

because our position does not authorize it.

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